Flabbergasted Farley Ford Field Forever Family #TheRemnant

Ford, it’s what remains.

The Remnant

LUCID: We’ll eat you up.

FORD: Gonna pick up a share of LCID @ $26.23.

LUCID: We’ll see about that.

ME: I wonder if Farley was buoying Lucid and Lion?

Grrrrreat!

Take the rope and work out.

LUCID: There’s a reason F is trading at half of LCID.

FARLEY: Yeah, what is IT?

RIVIAN: Why Farley why?

Speculative Fiction by John Rubens

compilation copyright May 28, 2022

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Rose Parade 2026

Dear @mattmiller1973 3rd incarnation of John Rubens on Twitter, X, and X again after facebook rejected me in a similar way. @tiktok_us @TruthSocial

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The Rose Parade 2026

RAIN, SHELTERS, UMBRELLAS. Not many children. Teens and up.

Watching The Rose Parade live on KTLA. Continuous coverage. Like the float with the canopy in straw for the performers. Great Idea: Give Me Shelter #TheRollingStones #RoseBowlPasadena #EarvinMagicBuckJohnson

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And one-by-one, the adulteress’s accusers left Him with her.

Who can withstand the judgment of Our Lord?

HEART

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RAFT OF WATER

The Earth and saving water in a raft for a dry day.

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GOING MY WAY?

Travelling companion possibilities.

During a recession.

New York, New York: “That’s life”.

RE: getting one’s dick groped or one’s anus penetrated by a broomstick to save one’s balls from destruction.

My favorite NIKE’s were made in the Pacific Northwest and in Vietnam.

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WE ARE DRIVEN

We are driven

USA

V

Tip of the spear–Delta without the base.

credits: The one-way at a time box, in and out by one door in each of the four rooms. General to specific. Must start at the beginning: The lobby. MIT and Georgetown professors of the digital age. U.C. San Diego and specifically Cal Newport’s Deep Work and #digitalminimalism.

HAPPY EASTER [TO AMERICA].

compilation by John Rubens

Easter Sunday, 2024

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Bone of My Bone

WOMAN: Bone of my bone, flesh of my flesh.

MAN: That’s my line.

WOMAN: It’s mine now. It’s a woman’s world. It is written, “Thou shalt not deny thy wife”. Now break out thy boning tools.

MAN: Sweetheart, I did you last night. See to the Cherubims then lioness and like St. Paul said, we will go ‘from strength to strength’.

WOMAN: You did me last night? Toi!

MAN: You offered, and I took you, like a mermaid in the Sea of Eden… . I didn’t have to work much for it. Marital bliss. Thanks.

WOMAN: My yoke is easy; my burden light.

MAN: Oh, boy. Female priests.

WOMAN: There’s no time like the present.

MAN: But…The Vatican councils!

WOMAN: Don’t you ever learn!

JAMES CARVILLE: Preachy female.

LEE ATWATER: Treat her well. I can’t stand violent femmes.

MAN: [whispers the Scorpions’] “Give her inches and feed her well.”

DONALD TRUMP: Beware the snake.

John Rubens compilation, March 30, 2024

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Aye, Laddie, [they’ve] sown the seeds of dysfunction.

ME: Who’s “They’ve”?

PUNK SLOGAN: SOWING THE SEEDS OF DYSFUNCTION

See also, the Cage and the Black Seeds.

Steve Jones has a lot of love in his heart, but he’s all business, really, although I wonder about his sex life.

GLASGOW/AC/DC: Sown the seeds of destruction they have.

ME: Are Scots Brits?

IAN [HELLSANGEL]: ?

Me: Scots are disgruntled Brits.

IAN: YOU could say that.

ME: The long arm of the Crown?

PIRATE: Arrr. Be aware matey. There here as sure as the Ukrainians and the Russians.

CIA: We don’t need no jurisdiction…we are self-contained, a roving jurisdiction. UAS Interpol

FICTIONAL KING CHARLES III: Watch your P’s & Q’s derogatory of the Crown and you’ll be fine John.

SAM NEMIROVSKY: Life goes on Jhon.

ME: But you still can’t spell my name right in English.

SAM: Right? It’s too late. Game over, I WIN.

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A Song, A Setting…A Magic Show at The Magic Castle!

Daily writing prompt
What makes you feel nostalgic?
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I Want Dion and my wife does too.

The Wanderer.

The King of the Road is poor.

Credit: Dion, John Rubens, Roger Miller, Steve Jones

11-27-2023

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