I’m Persian, I’m Russian, I’m Gay, I’m White, I’m Illegal, I’m Black, I’m Native American, I’m an atheist, I’m a Christian, I’m an agnostic, I’m a Jew, I’m a Hindu, I’m a Muslim, I’m an M.D., I’m a CPA, I’m a Senator, I’m a lawyer, I’m the 1%: We’re America; what the f’ are we going to do with it?

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I’m Russian, I’m Persian, I’m White, I’m Gay, I’m Black, I’m illegal, I’m Native American, I’m a Senator, I’m a CEO: we’re New America u? I’m an Asian, I’m a Central American, I’m a Brazilian I’m a Christian, I’m a Jew, I’m a Hasidic Jew, I’m a Quaker, I’m a CPA… I’m a 1 %-er, I’m a 99%er, I’m a lawyer, I’m a gambler, I’m a hermit, I’m a fighter, I’m a lover, I’m Dr. Drew; we’re America.

I forgot: I’m a Muslim, I’m Ukrainian, I’m Bad, I’m a witch, I’m a philanthropist, I’m smart, I’m a smart-ass, we’re American 2 I’m an atheist, I’m an agnostic, I’m a believer, I’m a complainer, I’m a critic, I’m handicapped, I’m an athlete; Americans going where? I’m greedy, I’m generous…sometimes, I’m a know-it-all, I don’t give a s’ and wear a beard, I’m a silver owner, I’m a homeless addict.

I’m handicapped, I’m drunk, I’m sober, I’ve been sober 23 years, I’ve been sober 26; Well I’ve never taken a drink in my life. So there! “I’m your f’in boss; well I’m your f’in customer!” I’m your jailer, I’m your bodyguard, I’m the Son of God, I’m Satan or at least a demon. I’m a soldier, I’m a cleric, I’m a sex slave, I’m a censor, I’m a woman, I’m a man, I’m transgender and smiling on Santa Monica Boule