Chelsea Clinton, her friend Cutee and her father Bill are near a café, walking through Central Park in NYC talking about the day’s events, or laughing about a particular adventure. Chelsea asks to be excused to use the ladies room. Bill or Cutee tell Chelsea to meet them on the park bench outside.

Hillary shows up in a taxi with running shoes on. She doesn’t see Chelsea, but does see Bill with Cutee as he opens a door, umbrella, or offers a gentleman’s hand over a puddle. Hillary takes cover behind a telephone switching station and continues to watch Bill and his companion. She watches them take a seat together on the park bench and chat. Bill is sitting quite close now as New Yorkers recognize Bill and want to sit on the same park bench them (why should she get all the fun? They muse).

Hillary Rodham Clinton intervenes and confronts Bill. On his part, Bill smiles back. Her deadpan belies a seething volcano underneath, ready to burst.

Exchange: Whatever the Clinton’s want to write.

Denouement:

Before Hillary comes to discover the identity of Cutee, Chelsea sees what is transpiring out front and fears the worst. Personally, I’d like to see Hillary give Bill a swift kick in the shins before anyone says one word. Good advertising for the English language. Maybe Cutee is not Anglophone. I would like to see Bill and Hillary embrace like Ricky and Lucy at the end of an episode of I Love Lucy, but never divorce or die.

Unsolicited SNL Skit by John Rubens Copyright 09-15-2013