“You still have that creepy smile.”
“Yeah, not even Oprah likes me anymore.”
“Why not?”
“Says I’m a ‘twitterthug’.”
“You?”
“Well, I don’t know if it’s me, but she coined the term “twitterthug” on her show, and she might or might not have been referring to me. Wasn’t I rude to you?”
“On twitter?”
“No.”
“You better not, I know where to find you.”
