Monthly Archives: May 2015

SKYSCRAPER HEAVENS Introduction: The title of the book is Skyscraper Heavens. Those two words came to mind before dawn the morning of December 31, 2014. The skyscraper is a male-dominant image, a phallus, a challenging conception of engineers, developers and … Continue reading →

The way I call it linguistically is patronitism [being a sportswriter for the Dodgers Organization and Broadcaster Team]. Watched five hours of programming yesterday on the TimeWarnerCable Dodgers channel in Los Angeles.  A little too much, like the History Channel, but … Continue reading →

We are a nation of cannibals. The truth is somewhere between competition and elimination in certain quarters. The Latin Quarter in Paris for instance has many alleys and potted trees to piss in.

Let us forget about Cuba for a moment. JEB is interested in PR. #PuertoRicoGoldMine?

It’s time for America; bring back the standing liberty half and launch a ‘boob book’ for a coffee table “conversation piece”.  Collaboration of doctors, psychologists, lawyers, artists, publishers and many, many women and who want to offer their singular attributes … Continue reading →

JamesFrancoPhoto This margin ad from a yahoo search of “types of bricks”.

What I want to know is: will Bill Cosby defend me when #ISIL comes for my head? My new book, #SkyscraperHeavens is due out in October; it’s like the #WinchesterMysteryHouse, never finished, yet–I haven’t visited the San Jose Mansion on … Continue reading →

“When Daddy’s around she can’t hear herself think.” “Black Vomit Psychos are playing at MI!” Abraham in a box.  TVEvangelist.

Dear Pontifex: I use the Eternal Word Television Network to see you every holiday. Thank God for EWTN and your honorable presence in it Pontifex.

What if Goldberg was killed?  I locked my door 15 minutes ago.  Shortened hours for burglars.