Daily Archives: July 22, 2015

#BattleRap of the Republic: #Twitter v. #Newspapers T: “Cut the crap.” News: “You have no idea. You have no accountability.” T: “You’re biased repressive desublimators.” News: “You don’t know shit.  I’ve been doing this work since I was 18.  Even … Continue reading →

MSM: “Get off my airwave spectrum.” #twitter “Get outta my cloud first!”

El Chapo: [Looking around him cautiously, determined, cool and collected] The Donald: [Flips his blonde locks, looks strident, stiff upper lip, chin up, speaking with his two sons and Ivanka]: “You know, this guy El Chapo, I mean, who is … Continue reading →

DT: “So you’re energy?” JE: “It is you who say it.” DT: “How’d you like to play for my team?” JE: “Cuban already asked me, I prefer to be near my ranch in Texas.  The last time I played up … Continue reading →

S: Why you always stay where you are?  You ought to move man, like your boy George Bush. G: Heaven? Which George? S: Number 2. G: You ain’t no Saint! Get out of my space ingrate satan. S: That’s Satan … Continue reading →

Don’t Mess With Houston, Texas or New York City, New York.  Reason: fierce, ready to die competition.

“You have a right not to tweet.” “You messin’ with my freedom of association?” “No, we just don’t want apples with little green worms.” Manhattan District Attorney