El Chapo: [Looking around him cautiously, determined, cool and collected]

The Donald: [Flips his blonde locks, looks strident, stiff upper lip, chin up, speaking with his two sons and Ivanka]: “You know, this guy El Chapo, I mean, who is he?”

Young Donald: “I saw Geraldo’s feature last night on Fox.”

The Donald: “Yeah?”

Young Donald: “He’s a player who has the heart of the people you want to battle.”

The Donald: “Yeah…!”

El Chapo: [Looks around, spots the Donald on a tv monitor in a basement] The Donald: “Ivanka, I want you to cover the female side of this El Chapo dude.  Who has he dated and how’d he meet his wife?  She’s in Lancaster? Somewhere in the California desert?  What on earth is going on in California anyway?” [El Chapo laughs and turns off the monitor].