Daily Archives: July 23, 2015

IRS: “The IRS is filing a lawsuit against you.” IRS: “So what?”

LAD: “Don’t be so hard on us, we were down South fighting for you and it was HOT!  Man it was hot.” NYM: “You traded away Mike Piazza, wazza matter, couldn’t afford him?  We’ve got some scores to settle.” LAD: … Continue reading →

T: “Finesse it.” W: “Finesse this SOB.” T: “Well you don’t have to get bent out of shape about it.  Have you tried ObamaCare?” W: “I have insurance.” T: “Okaaayyyyy.  I bet people tell you you’re a bit disruptive.” W: … Continue reading →

JE: “You wanna do this? [smiling, putting on his helmet].” CB: “[sneers, maybe adds a taunt or feigned courage].” JE: [rolls around the track in the arena, which has now been filled with blood-thirsty fans for Rollerball  II; The Final Countdown].

BULL: “You sure you wanna be short brown bear?” BEAR: “[SILENCE, some loud huffing and sniffing].” BULL: “You staying short going into the weekend?” BEAR: “What’s it to you?”