Daily Archives: August 16, 2015

#BePrepared: Boy Scout Motto

If I mock and find myself unprepared, do NOT follow my lead. Shakespeare’s Clowns; The Three Stooges minus one or two.

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Birth Control by Cybill Shepherd

Dream Sequence: [We flash to Cybill Shepherd staring at the black cylinder building in downtown London.] “Pregnant person?  I’m not a pregnant person,” she exclaims, thumb pointing to herself.

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Hillary Dog, Man on a Stick: The Iowa State Fair

HILLARY: I’m disappointed with Donald. [To hot dog vendor]: I want mine on a stick!” EL CHAPO: [Lurks behind a stick of cotton candy, maybe shaped like a hairdo.  He mumbles something in Spanish to his bodyguard who triples as … Continue reading

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