Monthly Archives: September 2015

Allowing Californians to Commit Suicide is Allowing them to Miss Work

California Politicians are the worst politicians and the most devious. Why do you think we fought hippies and Richard Nixon at the same time. Marcusian Confusion.

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#AssistedSuicide: “No, that was the Supreme Court of California.”

Fiction: “As long as you don’t advocate imminent overthrow of the California legislature you have nothing to worry about.” “Nothing to worry about? They suspended you!” “No, that was the Supreme Court of California.”

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#AssistedSuicide

“That will be $2,000.00” “Does that include the funeral?” “Uh, all the necessary arrangements will be made to assure a dignified procedure.” “What if I want an abortion, can I get a discount?” “No.” “How about a referral?” “Referral?”

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Congress Retaliated in Fear and Are Still Fearful of Losing #Iran

@thehill boo. Who ever said Dems were smart anyway?  Boo or boo! It’s the same word for “What’s not to like?” #Scaredycats  It may be time to consider what the #TheRemnant of the United States will look like. Bravery is … Continue reading

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We Were All Refugees Once #BornAgainRefugeeStatus

#RefugeeStatus: I had a vision when I was almost 16, we were all in a refugee line waiting for #fauxburgers in the direct sunlight. I saw yellow and red as I waited behind two women who were complaining.  One of … Continue reading

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If the Clintons Want to be Presidents Again, They Will Have to Disgorge Tainted Funds in the Foundation

Escrows Are Tricky Enron money? Bible tuck it here.

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Dick and I Mean Dick Cheney

Dear Dick: Just because I’m backing JEB in 2020 doesn’t mean I enjoy reading your work. Sincerely, John Rubens

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Interest Rates are Still Relatively Low

The only ones nervous today are the insurance companies. Why you ask? Interest rates are low and refugees don’t pay premiums trust accounts do. Why did the Clintons survive and maintain a semblance of integrity? Plan B.  

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Hacking Epidemic

There really arn’t many legitimate jobs, that’s why many are turning to puffery and hacking. #BlueCross #Target #UCSD #Chase. 1990: #PIMill [Personal Injury Mill] 0 retweets 0 favorites

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Maybe God Is the Only One Not Moving

It doesn’t matter so much where one is as where and how fast one is proceeding in that direction.–Leonardo Da Vinci

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