Mash-up

TRUMP: What in the hell is going on?

HALEY OSMENT: I see dead people.

ZOMBIE WITH A SHOTGUN: [heads out, away from camera].

[INSERT JOE BIDEN SHOTGUN VIDEO]

HALEY OSMENT: I see black people!

MR. TIBBS: [Posing next to Joe Biden, Mr. Tibbs watches and readies his rifle appropriately for situation].

THE ACADEMY OF MPAS: White zombies leaving the grounds of the Academy main headquarters building in Los Angeles.

DANNY GLOVER: HUGH G. SHAFT

SHAFT: [Richard Roundtree or Issac Hayes character] You talkin’ ’bout me? [Glover points to zombies, of all colors and types] That’s all they are, just poles.

DANNY GLOVER: Polls?

SHAFT: Empty pipes [He picks up a shot gun] Transgenders in my pocket. [He remembers sex he had with a she/male] Trainy day [aims at a zombie and shoots off a round, almost crying now].