Daily Archives: March 15, 2016

3 Men and 5 women walk into a bar in Hollywood

Englishman: Arrr, I’ll have a Boddington’s Irish Woman: Guinness blonde? Bartender: [Nods up and down] Made in the States [complete with Scottish accent]. 2 Irishmen: Make it a Guinness then. Draught. Brewed in Ireland. Bartender: Brewed in Dublin sirs. Happy … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

I may have made love on a waterbed once

…but whatever it was, it does not appear to be memorable. So hot and clammy…Freud would say I’m suppressing a sexual dysfunction which occurred on that occasion, but like I said, don’t remember much or even if we tried it.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Fee Fi Foe Fum–I smell the Blood of an Englishman

Don’t get too excited. It was the giant who said it whenever Jack climbed the beanpole and reached the Giant’s hideout…and we know what happens to giants. David Jack Re: Sprint; T-Mobe fight Verizon, Boost, ATT

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

People want game four with rules and some time limits

What’s next for the #Rollerball franchise? What’s left of #RollerballSport reflects a deconstructed society. People want Game 4 with rules. [and then there’s Donald Trump making “his” volunteers promise to not insult him for the rest of their lives.]

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

On St. Patty’s Day [it only sounds like Pat’s a woman], it’s @rockstarenergy “The Burn is Clean” copyright John Rubens #StPatricksInCuba2016

My excuses: Although I don’t get paid, I really want to accept Cuba back into a position of dialogue and trade. Celebrate with a Kool and the Gang song, or: On St. Patty’s Day [it only sounds like Pat’s a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

#RockStarEnergyDrink Non-Solicited Promo

Dear @fidelcastro Hold up a horchata or a #RockStarEnergyDrink and toast to satisfaction! @rockstarenergy The burn is clean. #raulcastro 6:39 PM – 15 Mar 2016 0 retweets 0 likes Tweet text Reply to @fidelcastro @rockstarenergy John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater now … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Serving Masters

John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater 1m1 minute ago John Matthew Rubens Retweeted The Paris Review #Teacher What your self-publisher DIDN’T tell you. #TheGiver, starring #JeffBridges and #TaylorSwift John Matthew Rubens added, The Paris Review @parisreview “You can never bend reality to … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Out of the Blue and Into the Black

There’s a new kid in town. ROCK STAR ENERGY DRINK! –You’ll never want to go back to square one again [you’re a sublime creature now]. Song lyrics by Neil Young Don Henley, Glenn Frey and J.D. Souther “–You’ll never want … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

kusc.org #ChrisMarshall #ClaireJones #NewZealand #Orlando? Could it be a long-lost relative from exile?

Now playing on Classical KUSC.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment