Donald Trump:”Being from NYC, I think my whole family has a better grip on many things, including foreign relations, than Hillary and Bill Clinton.

A shout out to the Atlantic side! At least President Obama did not squander our natural oil reserves there.

And a few more things about diversity: If Megyn Kelly and Donald Trump were both to wear no make-up, we would look like clones of each other and no one, no one wants that.”

CAVEAT: When you attack a white man wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day, don’t expect a reward, expect an orange jumpsuit.

Re: Billy Graham

What did Peter do?

#mugumbo #kyleonstott [@joewalsh: Maybe I did it too, #sowhat?]

Dialectic Reasoning:

Opposition to Garland:

Jackass: Get the f out!

Garland appointee: This is EXACTLY what we want!

Garland’s Wife amid Australians from Brisbane: “The #SydneySaffrons will undoubtedly interrupt your mail service, why take the chance?”

Me: Similar in LA, but it was the #Ukrainians in 1991-1992. The #Armenians, the #Australians and the #Irishmen took my girls–now there’s #Hell2Pay #Athena #Paris #Agamemnon #RealitybyStephenKing.

“Where have you gone Steven Seagal?”–Paul Simon

“Heard of ‘The Options of George Tenet’?”–Steven Seagal

The reason Donald Trump may not rise further:

[“But I don’t think they’re gonna let her run.”]–Donald J. Trump

[“That’s before you got here.” @RosanneBarr @RosieODonnell]

@HillaryClinton: “Let me just say I’m very disappointed in him. Need I say more on St. Pat’s Day?”

Gas goes up.

Gas Tycoon #TBoonePickens, Houston Texas says meekly, but with the full force of the Bible Belt and the Second Coming of Christ: “I’m still standing.”