Dear Ukraine:

It has come to our attention you have attributes which lend themselves to great sacrifice and self-debasement to the point where a reward is due.

Choose:

1) Holy Scriptures of your choice

if not, 2) agree to be part of an LSD “ego dissolution” experiment.

The author of this proposal believes like Carlos Casteneda, that as peyote and the spirit are incompatible in the long run–for visions and #seer-ing, Timothy Leary’s nominee, LSD, [#HarvardUniversity at the forefront of business] is also suspect. The jury may still be out on marijuana–completely different baseline ratios. #Psychopharmacology

It is hoped you [Ukraine] will see the futility and ignorance of armed conflict in the long run. It appears to be selfishness, but I’m not judging, just detecting.