Let him bite you instead, the bastard.
@ThePublicSquare Those assholes took my passport, bared their teeth, opened it to the photo, licked & tore it, and started to rip the passport to shreds with their cage-gang, almost starting a riot of federal paper and monkey shit at the #RomeZoo. #tarnishedpassport
https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/dont-let-a-monkey-handle-your-passport
