RUBENS: I feel great today.  It seems to be rubbing off on my Hillary-voting wife [we both supported Hillary Clinton for social justice reasons].  As a matter of fact, I’ve felt so good all morning I feel like telling the @StateBarCA to go fuck themselves.

PRES. ELECT D.J.TRUMP: Why would you want to do that?  Lawyers are votes–and easily payrolled. They voted for me–the lawyers on my team anyway. Actually, all kinds of lawyers voted for me.

RUBENS: Oh. Oh no. Uh oh.

PRES.ELECT D.J.TRUMP: Nothing better than feeling great, is there?

RUBENS: Yeah, like Matthew McConaughey said, enjoy washing your car. You’re gonna do it anyway, mine as well enjoy it.

PRES.ELECT D.J.TRUMP: Sounds like a stoner.

RUBENS: Zen Buddhism.

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