#KIMJONGUN: Ping pong Donald?

: : “This is all part of my ‘ vs. ‘ lesson. Herbert Marcuse–I read him. There are many, many alternatives.  And I say to Leader Kim Jong Un: Any time, any place. Why don’t you come to Mar al Lago for a triathalon of golf, tennis and table tennis? I think I’ll win at least two out of three.  I’m a pretty good golfer Kimbo.”

KIM JONG UN: You come to Pyongyang, we both give speech to benevolent peoples, see who gets adored, and don’t call me ‘Kimbo’.

DONALD J. TRUMP: I don’t speak Korean.

KIM JONG UN: It’s like Chinese–kind of.

DONALD J. TRUMP: Tang So Do? Can I bring Chuck Norris?

KIM JONG UN: Bring Chuck Norris.  We like him too.  Team sports.  The man in the arena, yes. But the spectators too. The spectators. What was that on Rollerball? VoyeurVision? Brave New World, “feelies” Donald, feelies?  Ever held one of our women Donald? Ever hold a North Korean?

HONEST ABE: Watch it Donald.  You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.

MICHAEL CRICHTON: Yeah.

BILL O’REILLY: Yeah. [Looks at Crichton like Jack Nicholson looked at Muhammad Ali after the 911 coordinated terrorist attack by mostly if not all, Muslims].

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?: That’s why we have the ‘audience poll’ option. Democracy is flawed, but it is a very small flaw and rarely comes up.

 

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