MIKE TYSON: OJ, did you do it?

OJ SIMPSON: I did not kill Nicole.

ONE ACT SKIT:

[OJ’s make-up has been changed-up.  Now [as opposed to the TEASER] he is seen to the viewer with a pasty/chalky powder on his face, and perhaps neck and arms, in short sleeve khaki shirt.

TYSON:  I was called “Iron Mike” by the Vegas guys before the lawyers and cops got to me.

OJ:  Yeah–those Ohio white boys shot them cops up.

TYSON: OJ, do you even like being called “OJ” or is that something Mays or USC put on you?

OJ: Mike, I did not kill Nicole if that’s what you’re leading up to.  I did not kill Nicole. OJ is just like “Marky Mark”, juicy fruit money.

TYSON: How ’bout Goldman?

OJ: [Smiles into MIKE TYSON’S eyes]

TYSON: Mark Wahlberg? “Marky Mark” was Mark Wahlberg!

OJ: [They share a homie laugh, a pause ensues]: I think they’re still Goldman and Marky Mark is still Mark Wahlberg.

TYSON: And you’re still OJ.

OJ: And you’re still “Iron Mike” [give the Champ respect].

[Cut to commercial]

OJ: The Goldmans? I lost my wife.

HECKLER: [We see HECKLER being escorted out apparently a continuance of what was going on in the studio during the commercial break]: Ron Goldman!  

When a blonde goes down, the bloke is collateral damage.