It’s like my first girlfriend who was a year older said, “You don’t know what 1 plus 1 is?”

“No,” I replied.

“One plus one equals two.”

“Oh, one and one equals two?”

“Yeah.”

“I know that!” I insulted and lost her forever and I was only 6. She was already in first grade. I learned arithmetic from my grandmother. ‘They’ didn’t use mathematical terms yet in my kindergarten class.  I was a little disappointed in Mrs. Hammond for not keeping me up with my girlfriend. I had a tough rival in Ronny Wellman. We both French kissed her [touching tongues, same thing]. Sorry D.A., the statute is blown, 1964.

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