HOWARD STERN/STEVE JONES: We’re two men seeking to normalize the human fart.

ME: I do it.

“Dogs do it.”

“Cows do it.”

“Boy, do they ever!”

WESTINGHOUSE NUCLEAR: We rarely do it.

“Wall Street is full of it.”

“Yeah, I hear they have an outie in Alabama.”

“An ‘outie’?”

“No morals says Jim Cramer.  I mean don’t think about securities other than as business models.”

“Don’t buy Enron?”

“Those clowns?”