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#MRMUNSTER: You can’t be out galavanting with more than one woman and still fend off the regulators. Vigilance my sons. Beware the complaint if you transgress and avoid the worry by staying “clean”.

EDDIE: You mean we’re emasculated pa?

#MRMUNSTER: No, no Eddie. You have to choose one.

EDDIE: Choose one?

#MRMUNSTER: Yes Eddie, so choose the best one…like I did. I made the studio wait! Yvonne De Carlo! Eddie, they don’t get much better than your Mother [Laughs his knee-slapping laugh].