#JOKER: I was deprived…
#CATWOMAN: Depraved.
JOKER: deprived of your smile my dear.
CAT WOMAN: Shove it bozo.
JOKER: I will make people laugh!
The RIDDLER: What is a comedian that makes people cry?
PENGUIN: A clown! Now go get punch drunk~!
KING TUT: Yes get punch drunk.
MR. FREEZE: Have a martini.
MUSSO & FRANKS: We serve dry martinis like you’re at our house.
JAMES BOND: No wonder the monarchy still exists. They never appear drunk in public.
HARRY: Or if you do, marry away. Australia or North America.
Sincerely,
John Rubens
