CONTESTANT #1: I am a deplorable.

CONTESTANT #2: I am a deplorable.

CONTESTANT #3: I am a deplorable.

Truth or Consequences HOST: Don’t hide the ball on me.

copyright credits reserved: Milt Larsen, a creator of the late 50’s, early 1960’s tv game/variety show Truth or Consequences, and Bob Stewart, creator of To Tell The Truth (1956-1968). Betty White turns ninety-nine years old.

The world is not flat. “Yeah, who cares what you think?”

Flat is just a PASSWORD.

“I’m watching a show on KLCS on statistics. I took statistics 13 at U.C. San Diego. My glitchy calculator faltered on a complex calculation. My roommate said, “I told you it was faulty, that’s why I gave it to you for free.”

[Gee, thanks. I wonder what happened to my housemates on Poole St.].

credit: Thomas Friedman,