WOMAN: Bone of my bone, flesh of my flesh.

MAN: That’s my line.

WOMAN: It’s mine now. It’s a woman’s world. It is written, “Thou shalt not deny thy wife”. Now break out thy boning tools.

MAN: Sweetheart, I did you last night. See to the Cherubims then lioness and like St. Paul said, we will go ‘from strength to strength’.

WOMAN: You did me last night? Toi!

MAN: You offered, and I took you, like a mermaid in the Sea of Eden… . I didn’t have to work much for it. Marital bliss. Thanks.

WOMAN: My yoke is easy; my burden light.

MAN: Oh, boy. Female priests.

WOMAN: There’s no time like the present.

MAN: But…The Vatican councils!

WOMAN: Don’t you ever learn!

JAMES CARVILLE: Preachy female.

LEE ATWATER: Treat her well. I can’t stand violent femmes.

MAN: [whispers the Scorpions’] “Give her inches and feed her well.”

DONALD TRUMP: Beware the snake.

John Rubens compilation, March 30, 2024