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“Poor sods.” Steve Jones [Jarvis] is falling into a sand pit. Dear Jonesy: Did you read about my dream when a blonde male doctor was chasing me into the upper cubicle in my closet and when I got there, sand … Continue reading →

JC: Shovel say my funeral. SHOVEL: The eulogy? JC: Is that all? SHOVEL: Shame? JC: What?! SHOVEL: What do you want for your funeral Jonesy?   Still Thinking   JC: I never go to funerals. PA: Let the dead bury … Continue reading →

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/11/specskit-4-rosanne-rosannetv-benedictxiv-our-last-hope-is-the-children-psalm-78 ROSANNE:  Tom Arnold, meet John Goodman.  John Goodman, meet Tom Arnold. JG: Hi Tom. TA: Fuhumph JG: What’s that? A whorehouse in Nevada? TA: Fumph. JG: Short Stay? TA: [expression] JG: Okay.  

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/10/jonesysjukebox-best-birds-still-follow-the-leader-thewhiskey https://www.bing.com/search?q=the+leader+of+the+pack+song&form=EDNTHT&mkt=en-us&httpsmsn=1&refig=4aa209823b274910ef7a7a115c0f3413&sp=-1&pq=undefined&sc=8-22&qs=n&sk=&cvid=4aa209823b274910ef7a7a115c0f3413

TRUMP: The Leader of the Pack  Shangri-Las (1964) https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/10/noelgrayson-ariesdog-livelikeacraftsman-com-kcls [He turned around and smiled at me You get the picture “Yes, we see” That’s when I fell for the leader of the pack My folks were always putting him down … Continue reading →

John Rubens @raftofwater More #strangebedfellows: EU/CHINA/RUSSIA @themoscowtimes @megynkelly @PresidentRussia [private? What have I to do?] @PutinRF_Eng “And the wall comes down… .” Int’l law norms: “the #destroyers [in our midst internationally that:… 2) {threaten existence of Mother Russia}].” Putin International: … Continue reading →

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John Rubens ‏ @raftofwater 24s 25 seconds ago More Walked by the old Cat & Fiddle on Sunset. Fence around it. Never liked the place except twice when I was too drunk to drive so I tried and failed to … Continue reading →

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/08/is-trump-hunting-for-war John Rubens ‏ @raftofwater now More Like George Carlin said about people who drive faster than you, “‘they’re’ crazy!” When ‘they’ [Intelligence types] drive slower than you we say, ‘they’re idiots!’” @thelittleidiot needs more risk. #TUTOR 4.5M. @JonesysJukebox #Trump … Continue reading →

“What is the Hatch Act?” “It’s the name of Senator Orin Hatch I believe, but nonetheless, it sounds real macho, doesn’t it?” “@KellyannePolls doesn’t think so, she just started doing yoga on the @WhiteHouse couch again after being warned last … Continue reading →