About johnrubens
B.A. ; J.D. ; author of anti-novel "Skyscraper Heavens". https://johnrubens.wordpress.com; https://blogosphere45.blogspot.com
“Poor sods.” Steve Jones [Jarvis] is falling into a sand pit. Dear Jonesy: Did you read about my dream when a blonde male doctor was chasing me into the upper cubicle in my closet and when I got there, sand … Continue reading →
JC: Shovel say my funeral. SHOVEL: The eulogy? JC: Is that all? SHOVEL: Shame? JC: What?! SHOVEL: What do you want for your funeral Jonesy? Still Thinking JC: I never go to funerals. PA: Let the dead bury … Continue reading →
https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/11/specskit-4-rosanne-rosannetv-benedictxiv-our-last-hope-is-the-children-psalm-78 ROSANNE: Tom Arnold, meet John Goodman. John Goodman, meet Tom Arnold. JG: Hi Tom. TA: Fuhumph JG: What’s that? A whorehouse in Nevada? TA: Fumph. JG: Short Stay? TA: [expression] JG: Okay.
TRUMP: The Leader of the Pack Shangri-Las (1964) https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/10/noelgrayson-ariesdog-livelikeacraftsman-com-kcls [He turned around and smiled at me You get the picture “Yes, we see” That’s when I fell for the leader of the pack My folks were always putting him down … Continue reading →
John Rubens @raftofwater More #strangebedfellows: EU/CHINA/RUSSIA @themoscowtimes @megynkelly @PresidentRussia [private? What have I to do?] @PutinRF_Eng “And the wall comes down… .” Int’l law norms: “the #destroyers [in our midst internationally that:… 2) {threaten existence of Mother Russia}].” Putin International: … Continue reading →
John Rubens @raftofwater 24s 25 seconds ago More Walked by the old Cat & Fiddle on Sunset. Fence around it. Never liked the place except twice when I was too drunk to drive so I tried and failed to … Continue reading →
https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/08/is-trump-hunting-for-war John Rubens @raftofwater now More Like George Carlin said about people who drive faster than you, “‘they’re’ crazy!” When ‘they’ [Intelligence types] drive slower than you we say, ‘they’re idiots!’” @thelittleidiot needs more risk. #TUTOR 4.5M. @JonesysJukebox #Trump … Continue reading →