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“I never said cooperate, I said ‘communicate’.”–Country Joe McDonald “I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”–NecroNixon “Ah, come on, I forgive you Joe. You helped us in the war after all, when push comes to shove. You’ve been off … Continue reading →

Like #Peter said to #Jesus: “I have no where else to go.” @sagaftra @AFLCIO #Performer @Dodgers @VinScullyTweet What u don’t remember the 60’s? https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/10/01/like-peter-said-to-jesus-i-have-nowhere-else-to-go-sagaftra-aflcio-performer-dodgers-vinscullytweet-what-u-dont-remember-60s    Peter wasn’t much “better” than the rest of ’em. #We is now #I in the … Continue reading →

#Weiner<:) Are you taking care of your pets? I thought they were anti-abortion advocates.  I saw posters with pictures captioned, “I want to live”.  Later, after the leaders assembled the people and began to march on Sycamore toward Hollywood Boulevard, … Continue reading →

The #Weiner‘s out of the bag and into the ozone vacuum. #ModernTimes Grab a hot dog on the go. #Hoffy #HebrewNational #Nathans yum yum China                John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater 1m1 minute ago Los Angeles, CA @oscarmayer @SmithfieldFoods … Continue reading →

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Tricky Dick, Anthony Weiner Show! WEINER: Dick DICK: Weiner WEINER: Dick DICK: Weiner SCENE 1: [AT CAFETERIA–LUNCHTIME, US CAPITOL] DICK: [Looks around] Things haven’t changed much. WEINER: [To Dick] By the way, I’m Anthony Weiner. DICK: … Continue reading →

“Your generation will be skipped.” He was a Republican. “The Chinese will [rule the world, or take over the world, he didn’t express it explicitly]” #SanFrancisco.  Funny, my grandfather, his father, scolded me for picking up a comb off the … Continue reading →

“She dresses like a whore.” “So, @DollyParton dresses up, that doesn’t mean she IS that word.” #HeavensNo! https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/11/05/that-doesnt-mean-to-say-shes-what-you-say  

Eckrich Ropes; Nathan’s hot dogs, Smithfield Foods, Hillshire Farms ropes. https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/11/04/its-a-great-time-for-sausage-focusgroups

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#WarOnUglyMen @HillaryClinton “I told you so now pick up this glass and threaten them with it–better yet, have them pick it up.”–Speculative Fiction by #UglyMan copyright John Rubens 11-2-2016 All Souls Day, a/k/a Day of the Dead, Dia de los … Continue reading →