Author Archives: johnrubens

I didn’t like IRAN-CoNTRA either, so if DiSantis wins the election, I hope he doesn’t totally cut our SSI.

re: Fiction and Affirmative Action See also, EEOC and “diversity” CHINA: You woke the tiger. Dear CNN et al. : I’m getting drunk so I be hung over for the returns tonight. Let woman buy own. Speculative Fiction by John … Continue reading →

The Federal Government is staffed with ample portions of Veterans and preppies. What could go wrong? Sincerely, The overweight Good Humor man, John Rubens ZOE LOFGREN: I don’t find that good humor either John. Dear NASA: Please change one name … Continue reading →

COP: And vulnerabilities? re: Hunter’s laptop, vault 7, MIMC and retained, self-interested, Deep State JESUS: We’re all self-interested by nature. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: Yeah, just more evident among lawyers and Muslims? JESUS: Accountability. Arabs are more open to truth as … Continue reading →

Joe Biden now repeating one of Elon Musk’s former criticisms of twitter, “[It’s a hellscape!].” RABID REPUBLICAN: You’re insane. https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/8208506701182723362/5255577254260158563 Muskrat and Wombats Love Too. re: individual rights and liberties v. Majorities I identify as “porcupine” now. Urbanomics. My conscience: … Continue reading →

BARNEY, AUNT GAYLE’S BOYFRIEND and ultimately We. I like to let loose with beer. Former Rugby Player.–Bergin Hall SCU; Grunions, Goleta/SantaBarbara. Cottage Hospital is where I ended up. Never paid them back yet. PUTIN, Ich Verschtent. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS TO … Continue reading →

Handymen, drones, gardeners but not locals. Suspended Agent for God, I hope. CORY PALKA: LOCALS HELP LAW ENFORCEMENT TOO! I worked for a plumber. Plumbers deserve a UAS due to thieves. FICTIONAL PLUMBER’S UNION[S] CAVEAT: #TheFollowHomeDrone[s] Consult: Global Hawk II … Continue reading →

DEAR THOMAS FRIEDMAN: BETTER THAN A POKE IN THE EYE WITH A SHARP STICK. ONLY COLLEAGUES CAN STEP ON TOES? GRANDPA BOWSIE: The insurance companies need a sharp stick. Dear Tom Friedman: Some people are targets. I shop at Target.

BUY WEAPONS AND INSURANCE. UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS RISE. MAKE THE IMMIGRANTS GROVEL AND THRIVE. NON-UNION IMMIGRANTS OKAY. “Cut cop pay; non-union immigrants okay.” VOTE NON-UNION [“Are violent lyrics against law and order actionable?”] DEEP STATE: WE DECIDE.–See, The Outer Limits (1960’s … Continue reading →