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Potential Headline, November 9, 2016: #SpeculativeFiction by John Rubens ‏@raftofwater “An emergency meeting of the General Assembly was convened today in the wake of yesterday’s presidential election in the United States.”

Let’s nip this in the bud: Donald J. Trump for U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations.

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Gloria Allred is Untouchable

Can you imagine her in prison? Bars cannot control her mind. She might take over the prison from within with her network of contacts. Think “Shawshank Redemption”. GA: “The bars only separate us. The ins and outs are a matter … Continue reading →

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Donald J. Trump and Megyn Kelly: #Clones of each other vying for identical space? Think: #TheCell

@thehill: Please computer generate pictures of them side-by-side without hair or makeup, except perhaps a coating of #TheCell birthing jelly. Re: https://twitter.com/raftofwater/status/711261082967355392 compilation: https://johnrubens.wordpress.com

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“You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”–FoxyNews
Jokes on Her.. pic.twitter.com/xGxOdr9Tzb— Redlion and Buddy (@eddiern) March 19, 2016
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Redlion and Buddy ‏@eddiern 2m2 minutes ago Jokes on Her.. 3 retweets 2 likes John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater 13s14 seconds ago @eddiern That’s a low blow. Jokes on Her.. pic.twitter.com/xGxOdr9Tzb — Redlion and Buddy (@eddiern) March 19, 2016 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js compilations … Continue reading →

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@dekebridges Remember the #BlackPanthers? Why does the FCC tolerate @FoxNews? They pay the fee and let the #Powells run free.

Fox News? @Scotus: “Just change the channel, it’s that simple.” “What if there’s a pubic hair on the remote?”

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Dear @realDonaldTrump: @FoxNews is as American as an #orca from #Australia

Be fair and send them back: #Equality.

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#Way2GoOhio

@ChrisStirewalt @PoliticalLaughs #sourgrapesinohio “Way to go Ohio.” #CrissieHynde @mattmiller1973 “You’re done.”–my former broker. Don’t come West. Wyatt won’t take no quarter with y’all; Crissie, Matt and my former broker excepted.

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As #CinderellaMan presaged the great recession,

and John Williams’ Star Wars film score foretold the Iranian Revolution of 1978-1980, a recent film featuring Benny Goodman’s #MoonlightSerenade in a matter-of-fact presentation with pertinent dialogue intimates an extended war. Other evidence: Solitaire by Donald Rumsfeld Paintings by George … Continue reading →

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http://ln.is/wordpress.com/MRDFM …#WickedSister? What if I am pregnant, what are you going to do about it?

Dear @YasielPuig: I was literally thinking about how wicked your sister that you hit may be http://ln.is/wordpress.com/MRDFM …

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Dear @YasielPuig: I was literally thinking about how wicked your sister that you hit may be

and at that moment, I noticed a honking black spider about 2 inches around with a yellow spot on her back dropping from our ceiling vent above the stove. I picked up a new bar towel we bought at Rite-Aid … Continue reading →

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