JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

JC: Shovel say my funeral.

SHOVEL: The eulogy?

JC: Is that all?

SHOVEL: Shame?

JC: What?!

SHOVEL: What do you want for your funeral Jonesy?

Still Thinking

JC: I never go to funerals.

PA: Let the dead bury their dead?

SHOVEL: EVENTUALLY YOU WILL.

JC: What did Shakespeare say about death? “Does it sting?” What is that Shovel?

SHOVEL: [ignores Jones, seeking more clarity]

JC: What is that?

SHOVEL: I think that may be the Bible Jonesy, “[D]eath, where is thy sting?” From St. Paul.

JC: ‘Saint’ Paul?

SHOVEL: Lemmy’s in heaven Jonesy.

copyright John Rubens Sunday March 11, 2018 3+11+2018 = 7 “alternative facts”

Numerology as an alternative

algorithms

psyche!!!

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ROSANNE:  Tom Arnold, meet John Goodman.  John Goodman, meet Tom Arnold.

JG: Hi Tom.

TA: Fuhumph

JG: What’s that? A whorehouse in Nevada?

TA: Fumph.

JG: Short Stay?

TA: [expression]

JG: Okay.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/10/jonesysjukebox-best-birds-still-follow-the-leader-thewhiskey

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TRUMP: The Leader of the Pack 

Shangri-Las (1964)

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2018/03/10/noelgrayson-ariesdog-livelikeacraftsman-com-kcls

[He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture
“Yes, we see”
That’s when I fell for the leader of the pack
My folks were always putting him down
They said he came from the wrong side of town
They told me he was bad but I knew he was sad
That’s why I fell for the leader of the pack]

George “Shadow” Morton, Jeff Barry, and Ellie Greenwich (1964)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leader_of_the_Pack

Leader of the Pack. “Leader of the Pack” is a song written by George “Shadow” Morton, Jeff Barry, and Ellie Greenwich. It was a number one pop hit in 1964 for the American girl group The Shangri-Las. The single is one of the group’s best known songs as well as a popular cultural example of a “teenage tragedy song”.

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#strangebedfellows: EU/CHINA/RUSSIA @themoscowtimes @megynkelly @PresidentRussia [private? What have I to do?] @PutinRF_Eng “And the wall comes down… .” Int’l law norms: “the #destroyers [in our midst internationally that:… 2) {threaten existence of Mother Russia}].” Putin International: We are way ahead again: on Constitution, on national identity, on international law and relational affairs.

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Walked by the old Cat & Fiddle on Sunset. Fence around it. Never liked the place except twice when I was too drunk to drive so I tried and failed to put salt on a bird’s tail. Still got Pig & Whistle on Hollywood. #OldTimes better forgotten. In-Kind or Cheers Up? @JonesysJukebox

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Like George Carlin said about people who drive faster than you, “‘they’re’ crazy!” When ‘they’ [Intelligence types] drive slower than you we say, ‘they’re idiots!'” @thelittleidiot needs more risk. #TUTOR 4.5M. @JonesysJukebox #Trump is #flexible! #Mattis on trade, #options #arms

“What is the Hatch Act?” “It’s the name of Senator Orin Hatch I believe, but nonetheless, it sounds real macho, doesn’t it?” “@KellyannePolls doesn’t think so, she just started doing yoga on the @WhiteHouse couch again after being warned last year.”
1:04 AM – 7 Mar 2018

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“Mr. Man applied #TheHatchAct to the facts and came up with a little chicadee.” W.C. Fields, William Goldman, Stephen King.
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Don’t make me go Hatch Act on your ass.