Receiving Stolen Property

Posted on October 5, 2017 by johnrubens

A crime to some, charity for another.

“What is characterization of property?”

“Correctamundo!”

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I’ve Been Hacked; the telemarketer said it was a compliment. Everyone wants me. #BillySquier

Posted on October 4, 2017 by johnrubens

Even a staunch or can be hopeful. Trump is sensitive. Has one President not been saddled with death? Maybe JFK in balance.

    
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Money Makes The World Go Round

Posted on October 2, 2017 by johnrubens

BART: Dude I’m acting out. I don’t need your psychotherapy, you do. #TheBrothersKaramazov #FyodorDostoyevsky @SouthPark @TheSimpsons Mike Judge, U.C. San Diego Graduate.

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#ComeTogether #LennonMcCartney

Posted on October 2, 2017 by johnrubens

A blonde blue-eyed devil is dead. When a blonde goes down, the bloke is collateral damage. OJ was right about that. #NationofIslam

TEASER:

MIKE TYSON: OJ, did you do it?

OJ SIMPSON: I did not kill Nicole.

ONE ACT SKIT:

[OJ’s make-up has been changed-up.  Now [as opposed to the TEASER] he is seen to the viewer with a pasty/chalky powder on his face, and perhaps neck and arms, in short sleeve khaki shirt.

TYSON:  I was called “Iron Mike” by the Vegas guys before the lawyers and cops got to me.

OJ:  Yeah–those Ohio white boys shot them cops up.

TYSON: OJ, do you even like being called “OJ” or is that something Mays or USC put on you?

OJ: Mike, I did not kill Nicole if that’s what you’re leading up to.  I did not kill Nicole. OJ is just like “Marky Mark”, juicy fruit money.

TYSON: How ’bout Goldman?

OJ: [Smiles into MIKE TYSON’S eyes]

TYSON: Mark Wahlberg? “Marky Mark” was Mark Wahlberg!

OJ: [They share a homie laugh, a pause ensues]: I think they’re still Goldman and Marky Mark is still Mark Wahlberg.

TYSON: And you’re still OJ.

OJ: And you’re still “Iron Mike” [give the Champ respect].

[Cut to commercial]

OJ: The Goldmans? I lost my wife.

HECKLER: [We see HECKLER being escorted out apparently a continuance of what was going on in the studio during the commercial break]: Ron Goldman!  

When a blonde goes down, the bloke is collateral damage.  

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Mens Rea Is Not A Crime Yet [Latin: Guilty Mind]

Posted on October 2, 2017 by johnrubens

Notes To Myself: #HughPrather

My version: When others have troubles, others I’ve envied, I feel better to know he, she or other has troubles too. RE: Las Vegas Sh…

Saturday, September 30, 2017

A blonde blue-eyed devil is dead. When a blonde goes down, the bloke is collateral damage. OJ was right about that. #NationofIslam

TEASER:

MIKE TYSON: OJ, did you do it?

OJ SIMPSON: I did not kill Nicole.

ONE ACT SKIT:

[OJ’s make-up has been changed-up.  Now [as opposed to the TEASER] he is seen to the viewer with a pasty/chalky powder on his face, and perhaps neck and arms, in short sleeve khaki shirt.

TYSON:  I was called “Iron Mike” by the Vegas guys before the lawyers and cops got to me.

OJ:  Yeah–those Ohio white boys shot them cops up.

TYSON: OJ, do you even like being called “OJ” or is that something Mays or USC put on you?

OJ: Mike, I did not kill Nicole if that’s what you’re leading up to.  I did not kill Nicole. OJ is just like “Marky Mark”, juicy fruit money.

TYSON: How ’bout Goldman?

OJ: [Smiles into MIKE TYSON’S eyes]

TYSON: Mark Wahlberg? “Marky Mark” was Mark Wahlberg!

OJ: [They share a homie laugh, a pause ensues]: I think they’re still Goldman and Marky Mark is still Mark Wahlberg.

TYSON: And you’re still OJ.

OJ: And you’re still “Iron Mike” [gives the Champ respect].

[Cut to commercial]

OJ: The Goldmans? I lost my wife.

HECKLER: [We see HECKLER being escorted out apparently a continuance of what was going on in the studio during the commercial break]: Ron Goldman!  

When a blonde goes down, the bloke is collateral damage.  

David the shepherd king.

Shia Islam

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I’m Not Perfect Yet

Posted on October 2, 2017 by johnrubens

http://blogosphere45.blogspot.com/2017/09/a-blonde-blue-eyed-devil-is-dead-when.html

Notes To Myself: #HughPrather

My version: When others have troubles, others I’ve envied, I feel better to know he, she or other has troubles too. RE: Las Vegas Sh…

Saturday, September 30, 2017

A blonde blue-eyed devil is dead. When a blonde goes down, the bloke is collateral damage. OJ was right about that. #NationofIslam

TEASER:

MIKE TYSON: OJ, did you do it?

OJ SIMPSON: I did not kill Nicole.

ONE ACT SKIT:

[OJ’s make-up has been changed-up.  Now [as opposed to the TEASER] he is seen to the viewer with a pasty/chalky powder on his face, and perhaps neck and arms, in short sleeve khaki shirt.

TYSON:  I was called “Iron Mike” by the Vegas guys before the lawyers and cops got to me.

OJ:  Yeah–those Ohio white boys shot them cops up.

TYSON: OJ, do you even like being called “OJ” or is that something Mays or USC put on you?

OJ: Mike, I did not kill Nicole if that’s what you’re leading up to.  I did not kill Nicole. OJ is just like “Marky Mark”, juicy fruit money.

TYSON: How ’bout Goldman?

OJ: [Smiles into MIKE TYSON’S eyes]

TYSON: Mark Wahlberg? “Marky Mark” was Mark Wahlberg!

OJ: [They share a homie laugh, a pause ensues]: I think they’re still Goldman and Marky Mark is still Mark Wahlberg.

TYSON: And you’re still OJ.

OJ: And you’re still “Iron Mike” [gives the Champ respect].

[Cut to commercial]

OJ: The Goldmans? I lost my wife.

HECKLER: [We see HECKLER being escorted out apparently a continuance of what was going on in the studio during the commercial break]: Ron Goldman!  

When a blonde goes down, the bloke is collateral damage.  

 

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Posted on October 2, 2017 by johnrubens

Where is Mandalay Bay? Do they have blue-eyed devils there?

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I empathized with Houstonians, Floridians, Berliners and even San Juan Puerto Rico, but when it came to millennials at a harvest festival, just don’t have it in me yet. Must have a Puritan bone myself.

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“I’m not closing the case. My case.”

Posted on October 1, 2017 by johnrubens

“You know who it is. Mind your own business.”

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2017/10/01/im-not-closing-the-case-my-case

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Bragging Balls’ Rights

Posted on October 1, 2017 by johnrubens

Old man balls still do the trick

Maybe ain’t never gonna get tired and sick

Maybe get me in trouble–

Think they’re too thick

Not like old man river, gliding on sticks

Too bad strangers are so strange to these old man balls–

[Because] they still can work it underneath,

[But] on top for long, they burst in the heat

Scrambled the eggs.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2017/10/01/bragging-balls-rights

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John Rubens, Locker Room Talk, October 1, 2017

 

 

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#BillGates: I am broke and seeking projects. Currently, I have a variety of tasks. My brother-in-law sometimes utilizes me for #handywork and assisted lifting.

Posted on September 20, 2017 by johnrubens

just may well be, [] a subsidy for the rich. “” is a suspect word, like “right?”, millennium style.

   
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