#Tortoise & Hare: Donald J. Trump: “What time-frame we talking about?”

Dear President Donald J. Trump:

In a flash mob democracy, does Hillary reign as Chief Tortoise?

THE DONALD: I think we’ve figured that out by now.

REPORTER:  What about her getting her foot in the media door every time there is derogatory news about your administration?

REPORTER 2:  Does she know secrets regarding some of these derogatory allegations?

THE DONALD: She doesn’t know much. She doesn’t know much…well I don’t know, ask her about Whitewater.  Ask her about Whitewater.  I don’t know.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/tortoise-hare-donald-j-trump-what-time-frame-we-talking-about

 

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@SenJohnMcCain: #HeroAfterAll!

GRAHAM: I second the motion.

MEGHAN McCAIN: Don’t look at me! Who said he wasn’t in the first place?

GRAHAM: Some guy.

MEGHAN McCAIN: That guy?

GRAHAM: That guy.

MEGHAN McCAIN: Trey Gowdy looked pretty persuasive yesterday.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2017/03/21/senjohnmccain-heroafterall

FICTION

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#FeelsLikeTheFirstTime #Foreigner1977 @Foreigner @KLOSFM

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2017/03/21/twtr-common-0-55-3-64

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#TWTR Common: -0.55 (3.64%)

$14.54
-0.55 (3.64%)
Like Calpine [CPN], it works well. The common, not so much.
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Two For Today Tuesday Toast: All You Zombies 1-2-3.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2017/03/21/two-for-today-tuesday-toast-all-you-zombies-1-2-3

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Times Change for #hers #Y2K.

In 2000, I used my SonyEricsson to access the web.  Young women thought I was crazy looking at my phone all the time.  Now the young women think I’m crazy because I don’t have a smart phone and walk around in a worn  Eddie Bauer shirt and Adidas.  What do they expect?  The young men wear boomers, they’re already fed up with #hers.

Hillary Prius Country

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2017/03/21/times-change

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OpenMarketMarriages @KISSonline

not , “Let’s go upstairs and I’ll read you a little poem” 1975 A Film by .

Rollerball, screenplay by William Harrison [dialogue paraphrased off book]; from the short story, The Rollerball Murders also by Harrison. https://johnrubens.wordpress.com

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After the Hill/Bradley shouting match, I lost my cool. I pulled a cap off my tooth while flossing, didn’t sleep well. Sorry #JoeDavis

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Dear @realDonaldTrump Thanks to you I’m not afraid of calling a spade a spade even though I’m jealous I don’t have one in my hand #TrumpCard

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2017/03/21/dear-realdonaldtrump-thanks-to-you-im-not-afraid-of-calling-a-spade-a-spade-even-though-im-jealous-i-dont-have-one-in-my-hand-trumpcard

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Take Your “Rule-of-Law” and sprinkle a bit of #conflictoflaw on it.

Lawyers suck. When some bank teaches President Obama to use “rule of law” in his speeches, something’s rotten in Denmark. !

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/17/take-your-rule-of-law-and-sprinkle-a-bit-of-conflictoflaw

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