JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

“I never said cooperate, I said ‘communicate’.”–Country Joe McDonald

“I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”–NecroNixon

“Ah, come on, I forgive you Joe. You helped us in the war after all, when push comes to shove. You’ve been off my enemies list for the longest time. I was tired of holding the axe,” said Nixon.

“Thanks for the heart tin man,” ended Joe, then added, “I was the guy who sang the songs, who pointed out the wrongs, and not the man to fix them.”

“Communication is a two-way street,” chided Nixon.

“Maybe, or maybe it’s a spectrum,” Joe said, mentioning his book, “Tribute to Florence Nightingale” .  Joe McDonald’s website has become a major resource for grade-schoolers. [www.CountryJoe.com “Tribute to Florence Nightingale” website has become a major resource for grade-schoolers]”.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/11/06/country-joes-comes-back-from-the-grave

• John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater 1m1 minute ago Los Angeles, CA

  @oscarmayer @SmithfieldFoods The new #DerWienerschnitzel ads are enough to drive many men into a sex-crazed fantasy. Forgive #AnthonyWeiner, but do I have to be near him.

  “We’re getting paid.”

  Entire thread:

  The #Weiner‘s out of the bag and into the ozone vacuum. #ModernTimes Grab a hot dog on the go. #Hoffy #HebrewNational #Nathans yum yum China

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• John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater 46m46 minutes ago Los Angeles, CA

  @raftofwater I didn’t have room @oscarmayer

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• John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater 43m43 minutes ago Los Angeles, CA

  #weiners see also #EckrichMeatsLLC owned by @SmithfieldMusic #HotDogs #ArmourHotDogs “I still wish I were an @oscarmayer #weiner—#love me!”

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• John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater 42m42 minutes ago Los Angeles, CA

  @SmithfieldMusic @oscarmayer correction: “@SmithfieldMusic” should read “@SmithfieldFoods“

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• John Matthew Rubens ‏@raftofwater

  @oscarmayer @SmithfieldFoods The new #DerWienerschnitzel ads are enough to drive many men into a sex-crazed fantasy. Forgive #AnthonyWeiner

   

   https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/11/05/hungrymonster

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Tricky Dick, Anthony Weiner Show!

WEINER: Dick

DICK: Weiner

WEINER: Dick

DICK: Weiner

SCENE 1: [AT CAFETERIA–LUNCHTIME, US CAPITOL]

DICK: [Looks around] Things haven’t changed much.

WEINER: [To Dick] By the way, I’m Anthony Weiner.

DICK: Dick, nice to meet you. [To cafeteria attendant, 18 to look younger]: I’ll have a couple of uh, sausages there.

WEINER: Nice to meet you Dick. Do any tricks, Dick.

DICK: Checkers, you? Andy the Handy?

WEINER: Carlos Danger [Looks at attendant].

DICK: She could get us in trouble.

WEINER: Just cafeteria talk.

[Attendant hands Tricky Dick his sausages and looks at Weiner; Diana Ross song starts playing, “upside down, boy, you turn me, inside out, round and round…”] [To attendant]: What’s your name?

CASINA: Casina Naste.

TRICKY DICK: [Has been tapping his feet to song playing over the PA system, trying to be as loose and hip as he can.  When “round and round” is played, Dick may swing his hips and say]: Casina Naste.

WEINER: [Over the music] They have to be 18 to work here! [To Casina] Can I tag you? [Takes a picture before she can answer, of himself or her, who knows, maybe even both or all three of them]. [To Dick]: Carlos Danger. [To Casina]: Casina, C-A-S-I-N-A?

DICK: Weiner…

WEINER: “I am not a dick.”

DICK: Weiner.

WEINER: Dick.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/11/05/weinerdick

“Your generation will be skipped.” He was a Republican.

“The Chinese will [rule the world, or take over the world, he didn’t express it explicitly]” #SanFrancisco.  Funny, my grandfather, his father, scolded me for picking up a comb off the crosswalk asphalt. “A Chinaman might have [owned it].”

And again, my father told me he thought generations skip, one good, the next evil. I didn’t agree with him.  He’s descended from a Duke. What do you expect? He would like #BurgerKing even though he didn’t have a 3-Way Burger.  Maybe he found one at Carl’s Jr.  My mother told us a story of how she had to scare off an intrigue at least once.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/11/04/thingsmyfathertoldme-4therecord

Eckrich Ropes; Nathan’s hot dogs, Smithfield Foods, Hillshire Farms ropes.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/11/04/its-a-great-time-for-sausage-focusgroups

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/10/29/film-hanna-what-do-you-believe-in-jayrombach-quoting-the-antiblamescholar-observe-blame-hew-rubens-‏raftofwater-3m3-minutes-ago-los-angeles-ca-raftofwater-jay_romb

See also, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Ken Kesey’s character Nurse Ratchet.

NURSE RATCHET: And then ratchet it up, ratchet it up.

BILLY: Bu-uh-bbb-but what about Bengazi?

NURSE RATCHET: Go to your room Billy.

BILLY: B-B-BUT

NURSE RATCHET: Go to your room Billy.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/11/02/dirty-little-peter