#Top100Countdown: “In the end, no one could beet ludwig.”

“Depends on the station!” Chuck Berry: “Roll over Beethoven!”

“Only gratefully in my grave Chuck, pick on the Beatles, they followed you.”

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/09/top100countdown-in-the-end-no-one-could-beet-ludwig

 

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#DreamSequence: A hundred tons of memories become a hundred tonnes of work.”

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/09/dreamsequence-a-hundred-tons-of-memories-become-a-hundred-tonnes-of-work

June 1, 2016

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#DreamSequence: #FillIntheBlank #WordPuzzle: “Only [] where masters defies chemistry.”

“Only [2-3 word phrase originally–forgot before wrote down from dream] where masters defies chemistry.”

Only [] where masters defies chemistry.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/09/dreamsequence-fillintheblank-wordpuzzle-only-where-masters-defies-chemistry

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“If you were to make an ideal baseball player…that player would be a lot like #ChaseUtley (anonymous @Mets fan), but I hate him, #forever.”

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/08/if-you-were-to-make-an-ideal-baseball-player-that-player-be-like-chaseutley-anonymous-mets-fan-but-i-hate-him-forever

Not an actual quote

John Rubens

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#HenselHerrig: #StanfordSierraCamp #ExecutiveChef: “John, ya gotta take the bitter with the sweet.” #SwissTrain.

If women are equal, some are assholes.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/03/henselherrig-stanfordsierracamp-executivechef-john-ya-gotta-take-the-bitter-with-the-sweet-swisstrain

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@HillaryClinton: “Women are assholes too. Get over it. @Cher

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/03/hillaryclinton-women-are-assholes-too-get-used-to-it

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#Atheist POS: “I’m taking you to @JudgeJudy!

POS: if you were following the so-called #EnronDebacle, is what the Prosecution based her case on.  “POS” is short for “piece of shit” but are brokers believable?

Pre-conceived notions, and my response: Try me to before judge Judy; I won’t pick up. Women are assholes too. #Equality.

@NancyPelosi @BarbaraBoxer @SenDianeFeinstein

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/03/atheist-pos-im-taking-you-to-judgejudy

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A Pop Warner football goon once asked me, “Do you think you can take me?”

I saw how tall he was with his cleats, his helmet in his left hand and his shoulder pads after he had called me over from the street after he spotted me riding by on Brittan Avenue.

“No.” I replied, although I remember the prior battle.

“Try!” as I felt the impact of his right fist on my left cheek.

So I did.  I played rugby and got some.

Jackass!

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/03/a-pop-warner-football-goon-once-asked-me-do-you-think-you-can-take-me

San Carlos Pop Warner

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What to do when not working? Ya got me beat.

Some jackasses like me spend their entire substance working to be able to go home and party, say a prayer and afford the Sunday donation.

I’d rather stay home and kill gnats and dust Los Angeles off my furniture.

They say most dust is from us…our skin.  “They” haven’t lived through the bi-weekly #leafblower sessions at the Magic Hotel.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/01/what-to-do-when-not-working-ya-got-me-beat

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#JuliaChild #AndersonCooper #CIAOperatives in our midst and on television #HardTalk #BBC

“If you think I’m some kind of savior, you’re wrong.” “Are you a Robespierre?” “Hell no, they killed him too.”

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/06/01/juliachild-andersoncooper-ciaoperatives-in-our-midst-and-on-television-hardtalk

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