Don’t Let A Monkey Handle Your Passport

Let him bite you instead, the bastard.

Those assholes took my passport, bared their teeth, opened it to the photo, licked & tore it, and started to rip the passport to shreds with their cage-gang, almost starting  a riot of federal paper and monkey shit at the .

 

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/dont-let-a-monkey-handle-your-passport

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Dear @HillaryClinton: When you are exhausted, but know you have them beat

resort to the Holy Spirit and an old testament verse from Ecclesiastes, 1:2: “Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.” UR the Preacher

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/18/dear-hillaryclinton-when-you-are-exhausted-but-know-you-have-them-beat

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Beer-sponsored paper coasters make 4 #Billboard signage @twitter

Maybe we can afford to move to Canada. I left many women up there. I heard their beer was grand. I can’t wait. and .

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Premise: @Yelp sold out The way our country is set up, unlike civil law in France, citizen complaints carry more weight and are more public

In France, a constable at the police precinct handles petty disputes. Yelp has been quiet because they were co-opted by the regulators which regulate speech.

It’s up to us and Bernie Sanders.

HILLARY: Now wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute!

YT: Just teasing.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/18/premise-yelp-sold-out-the-way-our-country-is-set-up-unlike-civil-law-in-france-citizen-complaints-carry-more-weight-and-are-more-public

 

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The police are active above as I am below. #RaymondChandler is back in Hollywood.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/18/the-police-are-active-above-as-i-am-below-raymondchandler-is-back-in-hollywood

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Donald Trump Speaks English

Gamblers think Britain will stay in the EU. What do they know that the pollsters don’t?

 

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Donald Trump has a clean mouth

I saw a picture of it, he doesn’t smoke or drink, and his doctor said he was healthy.

Silver linings to gold plate…

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/17/donald-trump-has-a-clean-mouth

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Tiny Metal Boxes [#Sting] Literally, do we have space for entitlements?

Donald Trump: I love people with disabilities so much, I follow laws protecting them.

 

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Oaths of politicians are at some point, which may be peculiar to each

become diluted to a zero value quotient.

 

Re: Trump hires pollster after alluding he wouldn’t [ever]

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/17/oaths-of-politicians-are-at-some-point-which-may-be-peculiar-to-each

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U may know there’ll be a collision but how can one profit

unless connected to the insurance compan(ies).

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/17/u-may-know-therell-be-a-collision-but-how-can-one-profit

 

anecdotal evidence: I asked my brothers how to short the housing market in 2007 but they didn’t know how or wouldn’t say.  [It’s hard to know. Books and screenplays like The Big Short, The Smartest Guys in the Room and such reveals are mostly written after the fact, as was Watergate].

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