#CrimeWaveLosAngeles: “The Bird did it Your Honor.”

“There’s a rainbow over the White House and you’re testifying a bird took it?”

“Yes your honor.”

kusc.org/AlanChapman re: #thieving

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#FF @TedCruz: #OnionyFiction

re: @tedcruz @DanaBashCNN @OutFrontCNN #FakeItTillYouMakeIt: Fiction: “Yeah, we’re all a bunch of media whores in one way or another. But I’m no hypocrite.” speculative fiction tedcruz #NOTAHypocrite #AristotleLives #PlatoAbides

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Fiction: When and If SCOTUS becomes SCUM

The “agency” won’t save you.

The State Bar of California, an “agency” of the Supreme Court of California

#Garland appointment

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A Pedestrian’s Life in the New Hollywood

What’s on a Hollywood dog-walker’s mind? “Any scumbag I see on the street I’ll report to the police.”

“Haaaa!” yells a homeless man in fatigues.

“Or I’ll scamper away with my #doggie[s].”

Another military man watches his dog’s butt so he can quickly and agilely scoop up the dog poo before a neighbor sees him.

Hollywood High Track: Closed to Public use

Runyon Canyon Park: Closed to Public unless you yoga in public

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Pete Rose, don’t dismay, you’re #infamous and still on tv. #HallofInfamy

Others in the Hall that have redemptive value:

Jesse and Frank James

Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow

Al Capone

#NecroNixon as Richard Nixon: “and we didn’t have to kill anyone to get there.” [re: Lyndon Johnson]

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I like the @Dodgers

and manager Roberts.

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neighborly performance art

With growing awareness of performance art, some of us have the daily task of expressing our artistry as upstairs neighbors.  

Source: neighborly performance art

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neighborly performance art — orgtheory.net

With growing awareness of performance art, some of us have the daily task of expressing our artistry as upstairs neighbors.

via neighborly performance art — orgtheory.net

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#NewYorkValues How to make money hunting cyber bugs http://bbc.in/22dAuV9 ‏[@raftofwater]: #NewYorkValues Something decent to #tweet about.

See also #SkyscraperHeavens

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#IRS: Hire more women to suck my dick.

“We can and will use this against you.” “My doctor says I’ll die soon.” Obama’s IRS can take a hike.

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