Barbara Boxer was a fox; now she’s more than a cougar”

“She’s a leopard! Watch your step.”
Word

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Fictional @realdonaldtrump

“Megyn Kelly is completely disarming…it should be unfair but if anyone can take it–‘well, it’s St. Patrick’s Day. Happy St. Patrick’s Day Megyn!’ it’s me, let me tell ya.” Speculative Fiction’s Donald Trump [New Yorker].

John Dunne
Joan Didion

“That should be the other way around!”

Speculative Fiction’s Joan Didion.

compilation by
John Rubens

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#GlobalRiskFactor: Will @realDonaldTrump #bankrupt some entit[ies]? Will #Trump abuse an insurer standard [Y2K; 2001Enron ; 2008;GM; #Dimon]

The Battle goes on…

“The politician in the heat of battle. That’s why Teddy Roosevelt [TR] called it an arena, there’s more that just a lion.”

#necronixon

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When I am lifted up from the earth, I will draw all people to myself.

Lifted up. We pray to the Lord.

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#MiguelMarie Our Lady of Angels Church, Ironsides, AL USA He said ‘#IAM!'” homily from Ides of March Mass at 21:00 PDT.

What’s next for the #Rollerball franchise? What’s left of #RollerballSport reflects a deconstructed society. People want Game 4 with rules.

Lord Jesus Christ bless these candles to dispel darkness from the Holy Cross. The princes of darkness will flee in fear with all their legions.

Condensed, to be repeated 3x.

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3 Men and 5 women walk into a bar in Hollywood

John Marshall Rubens said the #Chinese would take over the world. From an LA perspective, it looks like the #Armenians.

johnrubens's avatarJOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

Englishman: Arrr, I’ll have a Boddington’s

Irish Woman: Guinness blonde?

Bartender: [Nods up and down] Made in the States [complete with Scottish accent].

2 Irishmen: Make it a Guinness then. Draught. Brewed in Ireland.

Bartender: Brewed in Dublin sirs. Happy St. Patrick Day to ya.

The four other women figure out how what Louis Armstrong meant by “It’s a Wonderful World.”

Vagrant-type Man: [Drunk walks into the joint]: I’ll have a Jameson then!

ALL LAUGH like in a beer commercial, nothing can kill this buzz.

From the homily of Frank Buckley, S.J., Blessed Sacrament Church of Hollywood 2015 on #ThomasMerton in poverty stricken urban Tennessee.

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3 Men and 5 women walk into a bar in Hollywood

Englishman: Arrr, I’ll have a Boddington’s

Irish Woman: Guinness blonde?

Bartender: [Nods up and down] Made in the States [complete with Scottish accent].

2 Irishmen: Make it a Guinness then. Draught. Brewed in Ireland.

Bartender: Brewed in Dublin sirs. Happy St. Patrick Day to ya.

The four other women figure out how what Louis Armstrong meant by “It’s a Wonderful World.”

Vagrant-type Man: [Drunk walks into the joint]: I’ll have a Jameson then!

ALL LAUGH like in a beer commercial, nothing can kill this buzz.

From the homily of Frank Buckley, S.J., Blessed Sacrament Church of Hollywood 2015 on #ThomasMerton in poverty stricken urban Tennessee.

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I may have made love on a waterbed once

…but whatever it was, it does not appear to be memorable. So hot and clammy…Freud would say I’m suppressing a sexual dysfunction which occurred on that occasion, but like I said, don’t remember much or even if we tried it.

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Fee Fi Foe Fum–I smell the Blood of an Englishman

Don’t get too excited. It was the giant who said it whenever Jack climbed the beanpole and reached the Giant’s hideout…and we know what happens to giants.

David
Jack

Re: Sprint; T-Mobe fight
Verizon, Boost, ATT

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People want game four with rules and some time limits

What’s next for the #Rollerball franchise? What’s left of #RollerballSport reflects a deconstructed society. People want Game 4 with rules.

[and then there’s Donald Trump making “his” volunteers promise to not insult him for the rest of their lives.]

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