JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

@veganvecoh @CarmineZozzora “#Jobs in immigration and natsec?” My ears perked up like the cowardly lion when I saw “Jobs”, but it was online.

WRITER: “The call be Johnny Negro.”

PRODUCER: “Johnny Negro?”

AGENT: “They call me Johnny Negro. ‘They call me Mr. Tibbs.'”

ACTOR: “Let’s call it Johnny B. Negro.”

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/Casting: [To Leonardo Dicaprio]: “You play black, you got the gig.”

LAWYER: But, but that’s…uh…

INSURER: Politically incorrect?

DONALD J. TRUMP: I don’t think so, I’ll tell you why–polls.  I love polls.

#ViennaPhilharmonic New Year’s Day Concert 2016 playing @ClassicalKUSC 6 am -9 am PST Los Angeles Monday Jan 25, 2016 @Tarynfc @GermanyinUSA

I love your new series @ZOMBIEWASHOTGUN Imagery is surreal AND sublime. You are anointed.

Read the book, eBook: 9781514404331.

Let’s talk in a couple of months!

Let the rules fall for once.  Well, everyone needs repentance and the expiation of sin.

Dear @Dodgers: It was fun last year, but like the lead #Saudi cleric and #chess, unless I can get paid for writing Dodgers articles, no time left.

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  @Dodgers It’s @jimmykimmel time* #DavidLeeRoth of #VanHalen: “We’re closing down the road and busting some noses!”

              

  
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  @Dodgers @jimmykimmel @kingsthings: “Don’t forget me asshole.” How could I forget my #firstfollow?” Larry King is great, but MLK got a day.

             

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