George and Laura Bush’s Dog Barney: Everything’s relative Mr. Putin! Although small, Barney has male pride.

Did you hear the story W told about Putin attempting to show-up the Bush’s relatively small dog Barney with the big huge hound he brought to their meeting? W said Putin mocked Barney and thought it was irrelevant and mean, even towards a dog, especially a smaller one.

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You Look Mahvelous #BillyCrystal @mcuban

Mark Cuban on Trump: ‘He’s Trying to F**k the Country’ (VIDEO)

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#BeastofBurden (I’ll never be) @RollingStones @mattmiller1973

An elephant never forgets.  Regarding Trump, the ones that put him there will get their share.

“They don’t have their share already?” Lucia asks.  She doesn’t want the new Muslims in either.

“What about when he tried to do the same thing with the Mexicans?”

“I don’t want the Muslims coming, and it was Mexico, not Mexicans.”

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#Trump Surrounds Himself with #Moslems like #Obama surrounds himself with #Women

The entourage–essential.

I tried to edit a promo of a post I edited in January, 2013 that contained some disparaging farcical comments.  The post I edited but the lead to the post in the “Related” section contains the original disparaging farcical comments about lawyer-stench.  It must have been something I ate. I’m the one that stinks not your admirable progeny. Not that I don’t like to stink sometimes…

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Ask Baudelaire: “Claude, you expressed you have these heart palpitations that bounce off your chest cavity.” “Yes. Caffeine, THC and/or lackthereof

Ask Baudelaire: “Claude, you expressed you have these heart palpitations that bounce off your chest cavity.” “Yes. Caffeine, THC & lack thereof.

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Putin and Obama Spar Over Jurisdiction

“If we were a team we’d rule the world.”

“I thought Michelle said you were the leader of the world.”

“Well, obviously that’s not entirely true.  Joint-jurisdiction.  Would you consider joint-jurisdiction over Russia and the Ukraine?”

“Joint jurisdiction over Russia and I get half of what we gave away twenty six years ago?  What you been smokin’ dude?”

“Alright we don’t have to get into ad hominem insults again Boris.”

“Boris!” Putin spit as he said it.  His face was flushing red from the neck up to his hairless scalp.

POTUS smiled and put his hand on Putin’s right shoulder.  He felt Putin’s metabolic rate as the Vulcan Spock would often do to those he kept under surveillance on the television show Star Trek.  Putin was surprisingly relaxed and had gained a bit of flab around the neck which squealed on the Russian leader.

“What?” Putin asked, still somewhat offended.

“You want to see the Knicks play in Madison Square Garden with me next week?”

Vladimir smiled his wide boyish smile.  “Can I bring my dog?” he asked.

 
 
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When the credit card is maxed, feminism will fade.

“And how do you propose that will be done?”

“I suppose gauges will be tampered with.”

“Don’t end a sentence with a with.”

“What, you from Princeton, New Jersey or something?”

“What kind of gauges?”

“I suppose the ones that rate the value of suspect classes and whether affirmative action’s benefits still outweigh their burden on those not within the protected class.”

“You patronizing me?” she asked.

“No, I’m suggesting your liberation.”

“Liberation?  We don’t need to be liberated anymore.”

“My point exactly ma’am.”

“Don’t you call me ma’am.”

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Copyright John Rubens

12-10-2015

 

 

 

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Buy #SkyscraperHeavens! #BigOil wanted the Baugi concession in the south, everywhere it could be found, but especially in the south.

Skyscraper Heavens, An antinovel by John Rubens

ISBN: 9781514404348 [Softcover]

ISBN: 9781514404331 [eBook]

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Patrick Buchanan’s Online Article at lewrockwell.com Re: WWIII

Indeed, it now seems clear that in Syria’s civil war, Turkey is on the rebel-jihadist side, with Russia, Iran and Hezbollah on the side of the Syrian regime.https://rcm-na.amazon-adsystem.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=FFFFFF&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=lewrockwell&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=0307405168&MsrketPlace=US

But whose side are we on?

From lewrockwell.com online article by Patrick Buchanan 12-10-2015 #StartingWWIII

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@NPRextra @nprfreshair @planetmoney @TIME The top 10 religions and which ones are banned where. “You only bring Iran closer to US Sunnis.”

Intentional ambiguity. Iran is largely dominated in both population and belief by the Shiet, rather than Sunni denomination of Islam.

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