JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

Fiction: “As long as you don’t advocate imminent overthrow of the California legislature you have nothing to worry about.” “Nothing to worry about? They suspended you!” “No, that was the Supreme Court of California.”

“That will be $2,000.00” “Does that include the funeral?” “Uh, all the necessary arrangements will be made to assure a dignified procedure.”

“What if I want an abortion, can I get a discount?”

“No.”

“How about a referral?”

“Referral?”

@thehill boo. Who ever said Dems were smart anyway?  Boo or boo! It’s the same word for “What’s not to like?” #Scaredycats  It may be time to consider what the #TheRemnant of the United States will look like.

Bravery is not limited to armed aggression.  Sometimes it’s more brave to stay home and deal with the aftermath.

#RefugeeStatus: I had a vision when I was almost 16, we were all in a refugee line waiting for #fauxburgers in the direct sunlight. I saw yellow and red as I waited behind two women who were complaining.  One of them kept looking back at me as if I was intending to cut in front of them in the queue.  I saw the burgers we were waiting for–they looked like McDonald’s burgers but were synthetic.  There was no water while we stood in line, but I remember only being extremely hungry, not thirsty in the oppressive heat.

In the same vision, I recall it was an era of unbridled hedonism where teens would take mysterious drugs and seek endless thrills on amusement park joyrides without any appreciable care for its downside–it led them in circles to decay.

Escrows Are Tricky

Enron money? Bible tuck it here.

Dear Dick:

Just because I’m backing JEB in 2020 doesn’t mean I enjoy reading your work.

Sincerely,

John Rubens

The only ones nervous today are the insurance companies. Why you ask? Interest rates are low and refugees don’t pay premiums trust accounts do.

Why did the Clintons survive and maintain a semblance of integrity? Plan B.

There really arn’t many legitimate jobs, that’s why many are turning to puffery and hacking. #BlueCross #Target #UCSD #Chase. 1990: #PIMill [Personal Injury Mill]

It doesn’t matter so much where one is as where and how fast one is proceeding in that direction.–Leonardo Da Vinci

Be it Dodgers or Mets.