#BATTLERAP of the Republic: #LosAngelesDodgers v. The #NewYorkMets

LAD: “Don’t be so hard on us, we were down South fighting for you and it was HOT!  Man it was hot.”

NYM: “You traded away Mike Piazza, wazza matter, couldn’t afford him?  We’ve got some scores to settle.”

LAD: “Have at it, we’re Italians too.”

NYM “Ich bin ein Italia, is that it?”

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#BattleRap of the Republic: #Bill & #MelindaGates v. #Poverty & #Disease

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#BattleRap of the Republic: #HowardStern & the #FCC v. #TheTrumpOrganization

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#BattleRap of the Republic: #Timing v. #Will

T: “Finesse it.”

W: “Finesse this SOB.”

T: “Well you don’t have to get bent out of shape about it.  Have you tried ObamaCare?”

W: “I have insurance.”

T: “Okaaayyyyy.  I bet people tell you you’re a bit disruptive.”

W: “More than ever.  The Dodgers, they’ll live or die together.”

T: “Too bad you just finished a road trip at .500.  The Mets have the uptick.  You might not even make the playoffs.”

W: “The Mets are only as good as the New York Markets, and they’ve been down.”

T: “Good luck Giants, I mean Dodgers, sorry.”

W: “You’ll need it more than me Cuban.”

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#BattleRap of the Republic: #JimmyFallon v. #JimmyKimmel

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#BattleRap of the Republic: Houston Energy’s Jonathan E v. New York City’s Crippled Biker

JE: “You wanna do this? [smiling, putting on his helmet].”

CB: “[sneers, maybe adds a taunt or feigned courage].”

JE: [rolls around the track in the arena, which has now been filled with blood-thirsty fans for Rollerball  II; The Final Countdown].

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#BattleRap of the Republic: #Bulls v. #Bears

BULL: “You sure you wanna be short brown bear?”

BEAR: “[SILENCE, some loud huffing and sniffing].”

BULL: “You staying short going into the weekend?”

BEAR: “What’s it to you?”

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#BattleRap: #Newspapers v. #SocialMedia [twitter]

of the Republic: v.

T: “Cut the crap.”

News: “You have no idea. You have no accountability.”

T: “You’re biased repressive desublimators.”

News: “You don’t know shit.  I’ve been doing this work since I was 18.  Even before that.  I was a paperboy.”

T: “Too much ‘get off my lawn’.  Okay mother lover, repressive desublimation, which is operative in the sphere of higher culture, operates in the sexual sphere as well.  Why do you think SCOTUS allows same sex marriage?  Because it is no longer taboo.  Now human liberty is a by-product of the social controls of technological reality.  The legality of freedoms extend liberty while at the same time intensify domination…so maybe SCOTUS wasn’t wrong as it maintains their power as the final arbiter.”

News: “What the fuck? You’d never make it as a newsman in my day.”

T:  “When was that?  This book I’ve been reading about repressive desublimation was first published in 1954 by Herbert Marcuse in his book Eros and Civilization, and later in his most well-known work, One Dimensional Man, published ten years later.  There’s a whole chapter on repressive desublimation.”

News: “We don’t publish that shit.  We publish current events. Current events wiseguy.  Freud is not current, he’s dead.  He’s more dead than God is.”     

T: “Well, I’m done.  By the way, you ever hear that song by Elton John?”

News: “What song?”

T: “And the New York Times says ‘God is Dead’.  ‘Levon’, the song was called ‘Levon’.”
News: “Maybe, sounds familiar.”
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#BattleRap: Twitter vs. Main Stream Media

MSM: “Get off my airwave spectrum.”

“Get outta my cloud first!”

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Battle Rap of the Republic: Joaquin Guzman [El Chapo] v. Donald Trump [The Donald]

El Chapo: [Looking around him cautiously, determined, cool and collected]

The Donald: [Flips his blonde locks, looks strident, stiff upper lip, chin up, speaking with his two sons and Ivanka]: “You know, this guy El Chapo, I mean, who is he?”

Young Donald: “I saw Geraldo’s feature last night on Fox.”

The Donald: “Yeah?”

Young Donald: “He’s a player who has the heart of the people you want to battle.”

The Donald: “Yeah…!”

El Chapo: [Looks around, spots the Donald on a tv monitor in a basement] The Donald: “Ivanka, I want you to cover the female side of this El Chapo dude.  Who has he dated and how’d he meet his wife?  She’s in Lancaster? Somewhere in the California desert?  What on earth is going on in California anyway?” [El Chapo laughs and turns off the monitor].

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