JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

“It all comes down to money with Donald J. Trump, and why not?”

National Security

John Rubens@raftofwater·44m#TEXAS: The Legal System Sucks. Why am I the Congressman to Go Down? #Politics. #WelcomeToTheClub@JoeWalsh_ 1975 @MSNBC influenced “The Texas Congressman Is As Culpable As Hell!” #speculativefictionbyjonrubes aka @raftofwater and #JOHNRUBENS#TEXAS: The Legal System Sucks. Why am I the Congressman to Go Down? #Politics. #WelcomeToTheClub…John Rubens@raftofwater·36scorrection: “The two are one.”–paraphrased Bible. “@POTUS” should read: “@FLOTUS”Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·1mMike …johnrubens.wordpress.comShow this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·48mcorrection: “The two are one.”–paraphrased Bible. “@POTUS” should read: “@FLOTUS“Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·49mMike Pence is in a very odd position. #RickWilson@lawrence@tribelaw#DonaldJTrump is a great but not “good” man! @MSNBC Ask @POTUS and @RealGilbert Gilbert is trusted for some reason. I later learned she’s not #Russian.Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·51m#MikePence is in a very odd position right now. #RickWilson on @MSNBC: Learn to fast. @ForeignAffairs@FoxNewsSunday polls. re: @tribelaw@Lawrence#TheLastWord…we’ll see. The end of law schools and the common law legal “school” as we have known it. #FilingDeadlines “We’re IT!”Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·1hGive him up Texas. White man to string up.Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·1hexpedited process.Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·1hString him up.Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·1hor prison.

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Chris Cristi@abc7chriscristi · 23m#BREAKING: The #SaddleridgeFire has completely consumed the 5 freeway in the #newhall pass… MAJOR FIRE EMERGENCY #losangeles @abc7 #abc7eyewitnessJohn Rubens@raftofwater·7m“Can we all just share lawyers? Would that be cheaper?” In Your case @maddow@Stanfored [sic] @StanfordLaw would tell you [I’m a suspended-non-paying-california #140559]. No, keep you’re own lawyer or learn @tribelaw & @barbri@HarvardLawDOS For you Rachel…@UCDavis more diffShow this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·23m#Dialectic

John Rubens@raftofwater·36scorrection: “The two are one.”–paraphrased Bible. “@POTUS” should read: “@FLOTUS“Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·1mMike Pence is in a very odd position. #RickWilson@lawrence@tribelaw#DonaldJTrump is a great but not “good” man! @MSNBC Ask @POTUS and @RealGilbert Gilbert is trusted for some reason. I later learned she’s not #Russian.John Rubens@raftofwater·3m#MikePence is in a very odd position right now. #RickWilson on @MSNBC: Learn to fast. @ForeignAffairs@FoxNewsSunday polls. re: @tribelaw@Lawrence#TheLastWord…we’ll see. The end of law schools and the common law legal “school” as we have known it. #FilingDeadlines “We’re IT!”Show this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·13mGive him up Texas. White man to string up.

I prefer Sam.

“Can we all just share lawyers? Would that be cheaper?”

No. Yes. I see your point. re: David E. Kelley, Portia De Rossi, portraying a lawyer.

Linked? So what. Sam Nemirovsky is dead.

DONALD J. TRUMP: No, I’m not Susan. How’d you like to make my administration better than Obamas?

SUSAN RICE: Terms?

DJT: Whatever you want. What do you want?

SUSAN RICE: Are you serious? I heard what happened to Mitt after he came to see you in the White House.

DJT: You’re no Mitt Romney. I didn’t hire Mitt. I want to hire you.

SUSAN RICE: See my agent.

DJT: I thought you were your own woman?

SUSAN RICE: This isn’t my first rodeo Mr. President. It takes more than the bullrider.

DJT: So be it. You’re hired.

SUSAN RICE: Terms?

DJT: We’ll discuss terms later. Your pay starts now. As of this moment.

SUSAN RICE: I’m no dummy. This ship ain’t sinkin’. Pay grade?

POTUS: I thought you discussed that with Treasury.

SUSAN RICE: I did. So that’s settled–what we discussed. The Treasury Under-Secretary and I?

POTUS: Fine. Done deal. Welcome aboard. No, this ship isn’t sinking anytime soon. Make a name for yourself–[smiling] I dare ya.

Sincerely,

Fictional Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America

#NonFiction: “Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.”–@LindseyGrahamSC See also @Time magazine. https://wordpress.com/block-editor/post/johnrubens.wordpress.com/26261 “Only I can solve the #MarburyVMadison stalemate, global warming and the IT Crisis.”–Fictional DJT by @raftofwater

PILATE: What is truth?

JESUS: I’m not your yogi, I’m your huckleberry.

PILATE: You say you are a king?

JESUS: You say it.

SUSAN RICE: Man, can’t you give this Galilean a break?

PILATE: What shall we do with him then?

MOB: Crucify him!

HORNY: Release Barabas!

PILATE: I wash my hands of this poor fuck’s scourged blood; he has done nothing deserving death.

HORNIES: Pin him to a cross!

PILATE: [thinking of what his wife said] May he now seek his kingdom.

Interpretation by

John Rubens

October 8, 2019

Speculative Fiction based upon biblical accounts and The Colbert Show.

Dear @POTUS: Invite the sister of #KIMJONGUN, I’m sorry I do not recall her name but she attended the @Olympics and was very dignified and understanding. #GirlsGirlsGirls @MotleyCrue @955gary mentioned PerrisCA #DesertDaze I’ll be in #Claremont on Friday. #SuperKingMarket So. Cal. Eastern #BreakOut #PerrisCA

See also, An Essay on Liberation (1969, Herbert Marcuse).

Kurds, what John McCain seeded.

Let’s not let it go waste. Even fallow has benefits. Thanks John McCain.–The Ukraine, 2014, aspiring NATO member.