JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

The end of Brexit.

Feminists: We win, losers.

Shooting the neighbor stomping upstairs.

@TheTubesGroup@TheDoobieBros#CATWOMAN: Change the name to #Doobies. @warnerbros@wbpictures re: #jokermovie#TheRIDDLER: Name me an oligarch who was last? #JOKER#Jesus! #KINGTUT: You have a point there, #REV#TheFirstAndTheLast#TheTrinity.” #CATWOMAN: Could beeeee. #DrGonzoDragons

subtext: There is evidence Jesus was a joker too. “Verily I say unto you…”. What, you were kidding before?

JESUS: Moses allowed a writ of divorce because you were so ignorant.

REP. KATIE HILL [speculative fictional]: Like I said, ‘A Somber Moment’.

Speculative Fiction

John Rubens

September 30, 2019

Seems like a last day.

#Superman: We changed the clocks.

#JOKER: I was deprived…

#CATWOMAN: Depraved.

JOKER: deprived of your smile my dear.

CAT WOMAN: Shove it bozo.

JOKER: I will make people laugh!

The RIDDLER: What is a comedian that makes people cry?

PENGUIN: A clown! Now go get punch drunk~!

KING TUT: Yes get punch drunk.

MR. FREEZE: Have a martini.

MUSSO & FRANKS: We serve dry martinis like you’re at our house.

JAMES BOND: No wonder the monarchy still exists. They never appear drunk in public.

HARRY: Or if you do, marry away. Australia or North America.

Sincerely,

John Rubens

Maybe @JonesysJukebox is a secret #HumblePieGroupie? #CliveDavis @JoeWalsh @TomSteyer #convergence @uscensusbureau people in flux like marionettes to an Optimizer.

Steve Jones: I am a spirit. I am no longer a marionette [for e.g., KLOS-FM, Devil, Demon, Billy Idol]. Just kidding Billy. #HollywoodForeverCemetery I was in Hollywood 1989-1990. Such promise…

JOKER: [i.e., the Wicked Witch of the West: {subtext: #digitalminimalism}] Promise?

The RIDDLER: Promise me this! [turns to catwoman].

CATWOMAN: Oh God, you make the Devil look good.

DONALD J. TRUMP: I am the President, aren’t I?

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September 30, 2019

John Rubens: Fiction

subtext: non-fiction: protections of the president extend to defense of integrity.

See also, Skyscraper Heavens: 9781514404348, an anti-novel [speculative fiction but an historical account by eyewitness]. @CIA

#REPKatieHill, #SantaClaritaCA It’s a very somber moment. @JonesysJukebox sober up. @rustyrockets #recovery #JOKER: Why? Don’t you want to be #AttorneyAcosta? @HelenMirrennews No no no no a thousand times no! @HarveyWeinstein “The Commonwealth Monarchy” Are we not men? #WEAREDEVO

JOKER: Freak? You’re the freakin’ freak! Or are you just stupid! He he he hehe he eh he. [hangs up].

offshore balancing vs. NATO: Call the Riddler.

888***888

John Rubens@raftofwater·8mReplying to @raftofwater@StacyBurke and @peterframptonMaybe @JonesysJukebox is a secret #HumblePieGroupie? #CliveDavis@JoeWalsh@TomSteyer#convergence@uscensusbureau people in flux like marionettes to an Optimizer.John Rubens@raftofwater·1m#JOKER: Warner Brothers… . They should change the name. #CATWOMAN: Warners? Peter Frampton was a back-up for #HumblePie. JOKER: I can be humble. ROBIN: As humble as a cockroach! Holy #streetlightpeople#Batman! @JourneyOfficialhttps://wordpress.com/block-editor/post/johnrubens.wordpress.com/26164CBS News@CBSNews·2mWATCH: President Trump speaks to reporters about whistleblower complaint. http://cbsnews.com/live

WWDGD? What would Dr. Gonzo do?

Attorney Acosta in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson.

“Joker” flips the switch and Acosta must think quick, choose sides.

REP. KATIE HILL: It’s a solemn moment.

JOKER: [Watching CNN Newsroom with his cohort at his Joker’s Lair] Solemn? Solemn my dear Santa Clarita Oversight Cover-Up Committee. Somber Times… . [Utilizes Facetime Device] King?

KING TUT: Yes, I heard [listens to JOKER on the other line]. Why, I’d love to play the Ukrainian. I haven’t done that for 900 years!

JOKER: He he!

John Rubens@raftofwater·38s@ForeignAffairs@JudgeJoeBrownTV or, “always looking over your shoulder”. I felt a 9/11 coming last week, but had no idea it would be a psychological one. @ChrisCuomo had it timed correctly re: #GeorgeOrwell plus, #Mafia. #Trusty, Former Fed Prosecutor: That call was no mob callShow this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·2m#JOKER I fell right into #offshorebalancing. I want to hire #theriddler to get #TheJoker on ice. #SoulOnIce#EldridgeCleaver circa 1968. @DCBatman#JokerMovie#PHOENIXBROS#JackNicholson#HeathLedger#FrankGorshinShow this threadYou Retweeted‎‍sunny day@littlelostsunny·Sep 25Replying to @littlelostsunny@iinsebellaand 2 othersAlso…U.S. Military Issues Warning to Troops About Incel Violence at Joker ScreeningsThe U.S. military has warned service members about the potential for a mass shooter at screenings of the Warner Bros. film Joker, which has sparked wide concerns from, among others, the families of…io9.gizmodo.com

Marbury v. Madison, circa 1801.

@nbcsnl@DennisMillerNFL I can be cruel.

@HowardStern So can I.

@DanRather I’m retired. You know, the great director Waters said if you’re still bitter at 40, you’re a sucker and if you’re still bitter at 50 you’re a fool.

“I’m 61.”

“Then exactly, you know better.” #PinkFlamingosShow this threadJohn Rubens@raftofwater·

7m@JonesysJukebox Breathe

John Rubens@raftofwater·17s“The buck stops here.”

“Give ’em hell Harry!”

@POTUS: Thanks to Harry Truman, we can all thank Harry Truman. [the #bureaucracy#deepstate cop-out]; #computerglitch@CIA#FISACourt@EdwardSnowden‘s route: #HI#HK#RUS#LatinAmerica [never got there]. @apple

speculative fiction

by John Rubens

September 27, 2019