Put Your Toes Inside The Cleft Tip #floppydisc

MS-13 HONCHO: Smoke a fag.

SNOOPY: A faggot of James Bonds.

FLACO: MS-13 has the moral high [gestures] ground.

HONCHO: According to whom?

FLACO: Al Queda [the squad holds their laughter until HONCHO laughs, then they all laugh like hyenas].

#RICOHoncho: We’re gonna break up into squads, just like our sisters on the Hill.

HONCHO: You want me to split them up patron?

#FLACO: Can I lead one boss?

#HONCHO: #SNOOPY, I want you and Flaco to lead the squads. Take Poney, Floppy and Mombo with you to round up the posses. 12:38 AM – 18 Jul 2019

KEVIN SPACEY: [Criminal case in New York dismissed by District Attorney due to lack of availability of complaining witness to groping, citing his invocation of his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination]: Who’s your Captain now?

CAPTAIN MORGAN COMMERCIAL: You are boss.

CAPTAIN MORGAN: Cap IT.

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“Muted You Babe.” “Yeah? Well Maybe I Don’t Like #Chicago!” “Ohio babe, I’m from Ohio.” #EyesWithoutAFace @955gary

Billy Idol now playing @955gary.

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#LouisianaHotLinks on sale @RalphsGrocery

@RalphsGrocery wants you. #RockAndRollRalphs can be…wild.

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“I Am The #AlphaOmega”–Jesus Christ as told through his best friend. @JonesysJukebox #BlackSabbath, not @OzzyOsbourne punter.

Bitches: Female Dogs In Heat

Correction: Ozzy Osbourne it was not, it was #BlackSabbath

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@UCHastings: A Leader in Social Media Law

#DescendantsOfAbraham #diaspora: getting warm. Show this thread John Rubens‏ @raftofwater2m2 minutes ago

“Who died and made you king?”–Cher

Jesus to the Jews: We don’t need children to affect the Kingdom of God [implied, descendants of Jacob]. 1 reply Show this thread John Rubens‏ @raftofwater5m5 minutes ago

@GWBLibrary “Mission Accomplished?” We have to go receive communion on a regular basis. I suppose Jesus knew we need reassurance and sustenance. A baby will often die without its mother. @NASA @usairforce @USNavy @USMC @USCG @usspacecom @TRADOC Show this thread

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We Can Change The World. The David Crosby Sports Jazzy Black Band. Stills Spits.

They shall come, and shall declare his righteousness unto a people that shall be born, that he hath done this. Ps. 22:31 One does not need children to rear the descendants.

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Feelings and Followings, Supreme Court Justices Through The Centuries

I like Holmes and the New Yorker–Frankfurter?. If The Supremes don’t do me any good, I won’t follow them. Sandra Day O’Connor invited me to her inaugural at the Century Plaza Hotel. Stevens was a long-time favorite.

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I like Holmes and the New York Supremes. If she didn’t do me any good, I wouldn’t follow her. Sandra Day O’Connor invited me to her inaugural at the Century Plaza Hotel. Stevens was a long-time favorite.

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If She Wasn’t Good To Me I Wouldn’t Follow Her

Oh I know why I dreamt of Mallory Moore from HTC, she recommended I follow her cheerleader associates @ twitter.

Persons of Discolor. “Too bad Trumpo, you white people had your day.” re: self-reporting of poor treatment of @WhiteHouse employees.

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Once Upon A Time, Brown was Colored Poorly

Affirmative Action paid benefits. Soon, people were glad to refer to themselves as persons of color. Think Senator Warren as Pocohontas.

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The Throes of Affirmative Adjustment

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2019/07/16/second-is-only-a-number-chineselawyer-statebarca-russianriverrentals/

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