JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

It so wonderful. “It’s beautiful.” #LastRites > #InHeaven

Wake up. Tax time. Buck up or we’ll take your money and time.

YOU ALREADY DO!

#DrillSergeant: What?

ME: Nothing Sergeant.

Mexico’s ‘El Chapo’ cartel boss found guilty in U.S. drug trial (link: http://a.msn.com/01/en-us/BBTuL7z?ocid=st) a.msn.com/01/en-us/BBTuL… #

@Specficblog

“I’ll get him.”

“You’ll get them back huh?”

“Yeah, we’ll get them someday.”

“Sometime,” said a third.

“Somewhere,” closed the conversation by a fourth man.

John Rubens

February 12, 2019

Lincoln’s Birthday

Re: Cinderella Man

http://www.abajournal.com/magazine/article/1-year-after-californias-state-bar-became-2-entities-observers-see-positive-changes

The bar spent at least $156,000 on alcohol between January 2015 and late September 2016, most of which was tied to section events, according to information the agency provided to the state Legislature. The bar’s board later approved a ban on alcohol spending.

Also in 2016, the Los Angeles Daily Journal reported that the bar had allowed hundreds of complaints about the unauthorized practice of law by nonattorneys to sit in drawers for months without investigation. Lawmakers were furious, and the agency’s top prosecutor, Jayne Kim, resigned when it became clear she would not secure state Senate confirmation for a second four-year term.

http://www.abajournal.com/magazine/article/1-year-after-californias-state-bar-became-2-entities-observers-see-positive-changes

Thank you Hollywood Div. LAPD.

used to give away calendars with Washington’s Birthday all laid out in red. February 22

GUEST: We’re leaving February 22.

ME: February 22nd? Why that’s Washington’s Birthday. We used to celebrate it on that date. Not much anymore.

GUEST: I’ll remember that [keep it in mind, it may be impactful, meaningful, fate].

ShortFlash John Rubens

February 8, 2019

Hypothesis: A productive time of year

John Rubens@raftofwater·4s"Life's not so bad. We finally gave #BuzzAldrin the welcome and send off he's deserved since 1969. It was those darn NDA's wasn't it @BuzzAldrinMS."--#protoTrump "Buzz, you and I both know I would have given you plenty of accolades if I could, but they sent ME AWAY!"--#NecroNixon

John Rubens@raftofwater·4s“Life’s not so bad. We finally gave #BuzzAldrin the welcome and send off he’s deserved since 1969. It was those darn NDA’s wasn’t it @BuzzAldrinMS.”–#protoTrump “Buzz, you and I both know I would have given you plenty of accolades if I could, but they sent ME AWAY!”–#NecroNixon

Married Victoria.

We [I can see, it’s happened to me before] are jealous? For me it’s Tom Brady and Chris Cuomo. They aren’t Rams fans.

Rams: Georgia Frontiere’s old team.

credit: Craig Ferguson

John Rubens@raftofwater·2sWhy dive? Wade into #shallowwork with #SteveJones on @JonesysJukebox “It can lead to the deep end.” @Calnewport(link: http://ucsdeducation.pbc.guru) ucsdeducation.pbc.guru