1:30 hummus: Relief. The Rollerball (1975) computer knows humans are susceptible to heartburn. That’s why in today’s instance, I spell relief “R-O-L-A-I-D-S” and am mostly HOLDING. That’s where the heartburn comes in, with beer and coffee to catalyze the exquisite pain of patience and exquisite boredom of working in front of a desktop.
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JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa. 