Englishman: Arrr, I’ll have a Boddington’s
Irish Woman: Guinness blonde?
Bartender: [Nods up and down] Made in the States [complete with Scottish accent].
2 Irishmen: Make it a Guinness then. Draught. Brewed in Ireland.
Bartender: Brewed in Dublin sirs. Happy St. Patrick Day to ya.
The four other women figure out how what Louis Armstrong meant by “It’s a Wonderful World.”
Vagrant-type Man: [Drunk walks into the joint]: I’ll have a Jameson then!
ALL LAUGH like in a beer commercial, nothing can kill this buzz.
From the homily of Frank Buckley, S.J., Blessed Sacrament Church of Hollywood 2015 on #ThomasMerton in poverty stricken urban Tennessee.
JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa. 
Reblogged this on John Rubens and commented:
John Marshall Rubens said the #Chinese would take over the world. From an LA perspective, it looks like the #Armenians.