ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the #1 diversity program in America, The Donald & Barack Hussein Obama Show! [Cheers].  We go to our first question from the audience, here in the front row. What’s your question for the two Presidents?

ELDERLY MAN OF EUROPEAN DESCENT, POOR: Does diversity hiring consider the elderly white male? [laugh track over a few audience heckles from white men].

[Elderly man looks down at his feet, then up again at the Presidents]

THE DONALD: Well what do you think? You want us to feel sorry for you or what? Affirmative action wasn’t meant for old people. We’ve always had old people.

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: Yeah, and unless you were Sisyphus, they tended to die young.

THE DONALD: We’ll see what we can do for ya. Can you wait a while?

ELDERLY MAN: Yes your Honors [sits down].

BARACK:  [To DONALD]: Don’t we have Social Security for that?

THE DONALD: [Rolls his eyes and then a “ya gotta love him” comes over his face in regard to BARACK, then transfers to the ELDERLY gentleman sitting quietly in his seat next to an elderly woman].

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