JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

“It takes one to know one.”

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/06/look-at-the-pot-calling-the-kettle-black

Dear Raul and Fidel Castro:

Mr. Puig is discouraged from his U.S. Ambassadorship because the @Dodgers on twitter, has dissuaded him from his purchase of a helicopter to adjust to the assignment.

Very truly yours,

Johnny Fiction

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/06/yasielpuig

“What, the reality that you’re going to tell me what to do?”

“Just remember, it all makes sense. You may be at a low point, but the buoy moves.”

SWISS WOMAN: How can people believe that? [miracles in the bible, especially stories told to children, like the 2 small fish and barley loaves].

“That’s not the important thing to remember but what it means.”

SWISS WOMAN: I understand that, but how can people believe that? [Miracles that defy convention].

“I don’t know. It’s a process, like love is. One stage at a time…or lovemaking.”

The artist guy with the Swiss Woman thought something was up and changed the topic of conversation. He had reason; he told her to ask me about it. He must have known my Christian beliefs and her agnostic ones.

Re: dialectic reasoning, binary operations, quantum mechanics and other unforeseen [by me] variables

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/05/it-all-makes-sense-creation-is-an-uptick

@HillaryClinton on @twitter.

Sex, drugs, rock and roll, Studio 54, lawyers and corporate business and finance.

Did I mention twitter?

Practice makes perfect.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/04/practicemakesperfect-realdonaldtrump-the-same-way-i-got-you-is-the-same-way-im-going-to-get-her-megynkelly-ok-ill-read-the-cards

YOURS TRULY: I knew I’d have to pay the price for getting laid so much between Carter and Clinton.

HILLARY: You’re damn right.

BILL: I got last licks!

HILLARY: I’ll put an end to that. See the proof? You want additional evidence?

YOURS TRULY: Just make it quick. How about porn?

HILLARY: How about an infected computer?

Call it #justification or #internationalrectifier #diversityuberalles Well, let’s not go that far. @POTUS @clarencethomas #ClintonBloomberg?

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/03/pockets-chutes-ladders

The #Russians may be thinking of setting a bomb off the coast of CA to see how may rich he can do? @PutinRF_Eng Personally, I like baseball.

Eckrich, Smithfield Bacon and Nathan’s hot dogs. Just hope you equate.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/05/02/superkings-the-best-northridge-vannuys-you-cant-beat-it-and-netiher-could-marilyn-dodgerdogs-are-not-a-ball-of-fire-like-smithfield-was

Speculation Friction [sic]

@MSNBC #truedat: The “room” is acting like #tweeters or the British House of Commons…go figure…#BecauseItWorks!