JOHN RUBENS is no Mother Teresa.

“Come Together” John Lennon

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“If Hillary were a man, she wouldn’t win; all she’s got is the woman card.”

“Women make us genetically stronger; they don’t make team America weak.”

“Who asked you?”

[Hillary stabs Trump under his arm with a New York style shiv].

Broadway director yells “Cut!”

#millenials rely too much on technology for communication without the appropriate back-ups. #AndGodIKnowIm1

“Then go to the poorhouse buster.” @realDonaldTrump

Speculative fiction https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/04/27/winning-gets-boring-if-you-get-too-much-of-it

I like how you clear your road from rocks and boulders.

If #Elvis was younger when he recorded #Suspicion his heart would have been thrown all over his ch ch ch chest. Better said B4 dead. Clear the air.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/04/27/suspicion-better-said-before-dead

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/04/14/alanchapman-reminds-me-of-send-in-the-clownshurdy-gurdy-man-like-a-clown-when-on-the-precipice-of-despair

“That’s when the Hurdy Gurdy Man comes singing songs of love.” Donovan

Windows 10, an excuse to dream…!

Are you an #ignoramus too? “Everyone’s ignorant, only in different subjects.”–Will Rogers.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/04/25/are-you-an-ignoramus-too-everyones-ignorant-only-in-different-subjects-will-rogers

COMMENTATOR 1: That’s as rare as a 1-3-4 double or triple play!

COMMENTATOR 2: I’m a Dodger, not a NorEaster Nomar.

COMMENTATOR: We don’t respond to you because we don’t have to.

VIN SCULLY: Sisyphus lives, Socrates died.

JOHN RUBENS: Johnny Porkchop[s] is a roving restaurant and he’s not a “yes” county for women.

VIN SCULLY: Competition, the dialectic and eternal life. Baseball fights boredom.

JOHN RUBENS: No, it’s you Vin! You guys, Joe Davis, Nomar, Orel, Colletti, Hairston Jr., Alanna Rizzo, LaSorda, John Hartung, the new gal, Tony Gwynn Jr, all the players and Dave Roberts et al. who take us away from the lack of things to do besides cleaning.

VIN SCULLY: Are you cognizant?

JOHN RUBENS: Of what?

VIN SCULLY: Ever hear of the one where they said ‘He’s just an old man who kept on the sea.”

JOHN RUBENS: ‘The old man and the sea’ by Hemingway?

COMMENTATOR: We don’t respond to you because we don’t have to.

https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/2016/04/25/daily-journal-of-raftofwater-april-25-2016-2am-6am-pdt